Buckle Up, Adventure Calls!

Im reblogging this tiny cat saying wow again because it is perfect and pure

i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet

help👏🏼my👏🏼wife👏🏼made👏🏼my👏🏼phone👏🏼autocorrect👏🏼spaces👏🏼to👏🏼hand👏🏼claps👏🏼and👏🏼i👏🏼cant👏🏼google👏🏼how👏🏼to👏🏼turn👏🏼it👏🏼off

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

I’m the preppy bitch

Is this waluigi’s grandfather

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

ih my god

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground