First of All...no.

Jimmy Dean is not my lover

He’s just a sausage, egg, and cheese on a bun

@kingofthebitches

you know in retrospect it's weird that the splatooniverse has a band called "the squid sisters" when, like... they Are squids. that's like if the real world had a band called "the human league"

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

TikTok

It’s nice that you let them have cigarettes

character playlists aren’t for songs a character would listen to they are for songs that remind me of the character

“x wouldn’t listen to this” yeah no shit this is for when i want to listen to my shitty songs and think about my favorite little characters

Speak for yourself. I think Rouge the Bat would love my Rouge playlist. Every time I found a smooth jazz, acid jazz, nu jazz, or jazz house song that fit her style, I thought “damn Rouge would love this,” and added them to a playlist, specifically for her to listen to.

Okay. Well Rouge the Bat isn't real. So I don't think she's gonna listen to that.

lately been having a lot of dreams about wearing extremely high heels and also swimming in the ocean. this can only mean i’m gonna be the world’s first mermaid drag queen

my good bitch that is a starfish

gonna be honest i didnt take in the word mermaid i just read extremely high heels and swimming in ocean, blacked out, and came to as i was hitting reblog

i understand. we all blackout over fishnets returning to their original habitat

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

I'm not the kind of guy who reblogs cool mugs, but this is the greatest mug I've ever seen.

It's cute :)