Bleach

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A/N: So it has occurred to me that Tumblr mobile really does fuck up how I write my stuff. Whether the picture/gif is in the wrong spot, or won't show up at all, or the bold/italiics won't work, etc. Sometimes, my headcanons will be out of order (which is what happened with my Shuhei post) and it will not correct it when I edit it. So, I am going to try to number each bullet and see how that goes.

KISUKE URAHARA

Sfw

1• When he's not busy with handling his shop, customers, or doing research, Kisuke will be a very fun boyfriend. He's very relaxed, chill, and can squeeze laughter from his girlfriend when he wants too. 

2• Is totally the type to create things specifically for his s/o to use. Sometimes they will be practical, but other times they will have no real purpose other than to entertain you.

3• Cat toys. He also makes lots of cat toys. Yoruichi.

4• Unless he pulled an all-nighter working, Kisuke is an early bird, morning person. And he likes to prepare breakfast for the whole household. But, sometimes, you have to be careful because there are times when he spontaneously decides to experiment in the kitchen. Tessai and Yoruichi learned their lesson the hard way. Yoruichi still doesn't trust biscuits and Tessai will not get close to an omelette.

5• In speaking of Kisuke’s science fiction specials, Ururu is the only one who will eat anything he cooks. She will be low-key offended for him if s/o passes on the growling biscuits. Don't worry, though. Jinta and Yoruichi fear the growling biscuits, too.

6• Due to the nature of his lifestyle, Kisuke doesn't like to emerge into the open often. He usually only does it for work or research. That have been said, he's more into the stay-at-home, Netflix and chill type. But, when he does take his s/o out on a date, it's always pricey, flashy excursions. Yes, he will spoil his lady rotten.

7• Kisuke is a low-key prankster. He and Yoruichi will have times when they are feeling mischievous and they pull practical jokes on each other. He likes to pull light-hearted gigs on you, too. They'll never be anything disturbing or over-the-top, though. He saves those for Ichigo. If s/o likes pulling off practical jokes, too, you, Kisuke, and Yoruichi will be a tri-force of misfits.

8• Continuing from the last bullet, At some point, you and Yoruichi will join forces. You get to learn from the best!

9• The man has a sweet tooth so big, it breaks Hanataro's heart and strikes fear into even the most jaded of tooth fairies.

Nsfw

1• In the bedroom, Kisuke is a switch. He is fine with being the dom or the sub. It really depends on what the mood is, if there is an occasion, what s/o wants, etc.

2• Kisuke is very explorative when it comes to sex. He likes to try new things, hence why he is such a switch.

3• When he is the dom, Kisuke likes to figure out what gets the most out of his s/o. Though he prefers a fast pace from time to time. One would never guess this though because he has a lax personality.

4• Likes long, extended foreplay because he's a tease. This is where toys can come in handy. He especially likes to use toys that he himself made.

5• His favorite position is the reverse cowgirl.

6• In speaking of which, he's an ass-man. He likes any position where he gets a full view of the booty. Anal sex is one of his favorites, and he prefers to save that for last.

7• Yes, he can and will eat ass.

8• He loves to receive a blow-job. That is definitely another one of his things.

I'm writing this as if this is Hisagi's crush who reciprocates his feelings. Hope that's okay with you, anon!

SHUHEI HISAGI

•Eventually, though, Hisagi is going to return the favor and buy his crush a drink.

•One of my favorite little beans right here. He is easily flustered. If his crush surprised him by buying his drink, he’d break his own record. Multiply it by 10 if it's done before his usual drinking buddies.

•Hisagi: *nervous sweat drop* _-san, you don't have to do this, y’know?

•She insists though and is not taking no for an answer. When she leaves to go get the drink, poor Hisagi is at the mercy of: Rangiku, Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Iba.

•The Manly Man Gang (Renji, Ikkaku, and Iba) know they're sitting on a gold mine. They're going to coo, woot, and chant.

•Iba: You play your cards right tonight, Hisagi, you can finally join us in the Manly Man Gang.

•Kira and Isane are present, too, but they're both too innocent for this world to actually tease Hisagi. They would, however, laugh. If anybody drops dirty jokes, their faces (and Hisagi's) will match a certain lieutenant's hair.

•For the rest of the night, whenever the crush says anything remotely sweet concerning Hisagi, they slide smirks and winks Hisagi’s way.

•Yumichika offers funny quips, complimenting that Hisagi has nice tastes. He doesn't boldy tease Hisagi like the Manly Men; He's more passive and sassy with his remarks.

•Rangiku is the one who is going to do the most damage. Not only is she going to tease Hisagi, but she's going to get those two together. Rangiku is now in match-maker mode and Hisagi knows it. If he doesn't act now, Rangiku will. So, Rangiku sorta unwittingly has him to approach the girl while she purchases his drink.

•As a woman herself who knows what a man likes, she's going to point out all the sexy parts on the crush that Hisagi may like the most.

•”Oh, I see why Hisagi likes her! Look at those boobs!”

•”She gets my stamp of approval. I have got to invite her to the SWA!”

•When she says the last statement, Hisagi knows Rangiku is plotting.

•”She really has some niiiice legs, too~ Hisagi, you have high standards.”

•And of course, because she is a fellow woman, Hisagi's crush can relate to Rangiku (and Isane) more than the rest of Hisagi's friends. The girls are going to hit it off just fine. Which means, Rangiku is in a better position to turn the conversation topic to Hisagi (Isane is too shy to be this bold, but once Rangiku has the convo going smoothly, she will go back to contributing to the conversation). The crush is now able to flirt with Hisagi by complimenting him as if he isn't there. This will flustered him.

•By the end of the night, he would have collected himself enough to walk the lady home and ask for a date by the door. There may also be a quick kiss for him on the cheek.

•In which case, cue one of Hisagi's famous, classic nosebleeds and blush, pictured above.

•Rangiku really did fall through with the SWA invite, btw.

Disclaimer: I am not familiar with school life in Japan. So I wrote these from an American standpoint. I hope nobody finds issue with that. I am also using my tablet to post this, so the format might be fucked, and I don't see where I'm supposed to add pictures. So, I will update this post later when I get my hands on a better device to make it look pretty lol

BYAKUYA KUCHIKI - HIGH SCHOOL AU

• Extremely popular. Everybody knows Byakuya Kuchiki. I can see him as being one of the top students (grade wise) in his class. At least in the top 10. Most definitely would be a member of DECA or the Honor Society.

• Byakuya would be extremely involved in school activities. Being a member of student council will ring with him very closely. In fact, our proud boy will be arrogant enough to run for class president every year. Byakuya would also be into artistic clubs and anything where he can show off his intelligence (art club, photography club, science club, tutoring club etc.). He would especially love to contribute to the school yearbook. As far as athletics goes, he would  be intrigued in fencing, track or cross country, and maybe soccer.

• Extremely competitive. High school Byakuya is teenage Byakuya, so he is going to be an extremely ambitious student (though not to the point where he would be a toxic/antagonistic person to be around). He is going to want to be the best in all things he does, even if it is a subject he dislikes. If someone outperforms him in something, it's going to push him to work even harder.

• His favorite classes are going to be literature, calligraphy, and art. If he gets assigned to a cooking class, he will discover that he enjoys it and it will be added to the list.

• I think that if Byakuya were a human, his dream career would be a lawyer. The Human-AU Kuchiki Family is going to be full of individuals with high paying secular careers and I think lawyer is going to be a common theme amongst them. And it really matches Byakuya, too. He's sharp-minded and can convey his point vocally and eloquently. Thus, part of the reason why he works his ass off in school is so he can be accepted into a prestigious law school after graduation. It's his biggest goal at this point in his life.

Lol We'll go with the Carolina Reaper. I had a lot of fun writing these!

Captains: The Pepper Challenge

Shunsui Kyoraku

Crying. Crying like a new born baby. He didn't sign up for this! And drinking sake makes it worse! He'll stay away from all peppers for a long time. Nanao will start carrying one with her to "convince" him to do his paperwork. Poor Shunsui.

Sui-Feng

Oh, lord. Let us put our hands together in prayer for poor Omaeda. Sui-Feng will be using him to vent her pain. You won't know it though, because she passes it off as training. No one will be able to tell if she is screaming because her tongue is on chemical fire or if it's because she's putting more "umph" into that kick! After all, she is the world's most proficient ninja and no one should see her crying!

Rojuro "Rose" Otoribashi

Just when you thought Rose couldn't get any more dramatic. There will be tears and after he has doused his tongue in cold milk, he will create a lyrical lament with his guitar dedicated to warning others of the Carolina Reaper.

Retsu Unohana

My waifu here actually enjoys spicy, savory foods. As old as she is and having a taste for spices, she'll be intrigued by the pepper. It becomes subject to experimental usage in her kitchen. Once again, we'll have to put our hands together in prayer. This time for Isane and Hanataro, both of whom are often invited to have dinner with their captain.

Shinji Hirako

Oh, did you really think this guy would nice and cozy with a Carolina Reaper? Shinji saw what happened to Rose. Uh-uh, that pepper won't be able to touch him with a 10 foot pole.

"I don't want this in my face, I don't want it in my space."

Byakuya Kuchiki

Byakuya, similar to Retsu, also favors spicy food. Besides, he couldn't possibly turn a cheek to such a challenge. He'll have the Kuchiki Household servants prepare the pepper and have it paired with an appropriate meat and vegetable. He'll be surprised by how hot it is but he won't be shouting and crying- as expected from a well conserved Nobleman. Other than that, keep in mind, if Byakuya is feeling mischevious, we may have to add Renji to our fervent prayers.

Sajin Komamura

He sniffs it. His head tilts. Then that nose gets turned up from it. Dogs don't like peppers. Only humans are so foolish to find pleasure in self inflicted pain! He doesn't understand why they eat peppers.

Lisa Yadomaru

Heavy panting, heavy drooling. She doesn't just drink the water, but she takes the whole jug like it's a shot of sake (like how you see in those cartoons). Otherwise, she's not crying or screaming.

"Shunsui is such a wuss..."

*pants*

"This is candy for a baby!"

*reached for jug #7*

Kensei Mugaruma

He. Is. Excited. He has his hands one of the most prolific peppers in the world. He is going to want to experiment and will complain about only having one. He'll swipe Shinji's neglected pepper and it's off to the lab! Erm...the kitchen!

Toshiro Hitsugaya

Poor, sweet Toshiro. The little one never saw it coming. Rangiku added the whole pepper to their small stir fry, not aware of what it really was. Poor Toshiro still doesn't understand what he did to deserve this punishment from the fates. Rangiku is stuck with double paperwork for the next 2 weeks and Hyourinmaru is utilized as an instant slushie maker.

Zaraki Kenpachi

The Carolina Reaper? Sounds deadly! Zaraki is howling when he seed his gallant challenger. Why, it's a mere little pepper! A small part of his subconscious notes that it's alarmingly odd that Yachiru hasn't snatched the pepper and ate it yet (Zaraki is used to not having snacks because of her). But he is much too distracted by the coined term "challenge." The whole pepper is in between the teeth and - CRUNCH!

It takes our lovely Kenpachi about 2 seconds to understand why Yachiru didn't beat him to the pepper.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi

*slow chewing*

"..."

*swallows*

"...That's it?"

Mayuri has removed all of his chemical receptors from in his mouth and throat, some time during his younger years when he went through his bodily modification phase.

Jushiro Ukitake

Jushiro blinks.

"Uhm...I..."

*looks over at Shunsui suffering*

*kind smile*

"I will have to fold on this challenge. I fear this pepper may trigger an attack on my health."

*Kiyone and Sentaro burst down the door*

Hey, dearest Anon.

/not in order/

• Kisuke Urahara SFW & NSFW

• Shuuhei receiving head (had 2 request for this one)

• What are some non-sexy things that yet Lisa, Kensei, Yoruichi, and Shunsui hot and bothered

• Shuuhei reaction HCs for s/o buying him a drink in front of his friends. What does he do? Who teases him? (*cough cough* Rangiku *cough*)

• Reaction HCs for Byakuya, Chad, Kensei, & Ichigo walking in/over-hearing s/o masterbate to them. (Omigosh, can we say awkward? 💀💀)

• HCs for the Captains trying out the world's hottest pepper. (LOOOOL)

• Shuuhei & Izuru crushing on the same lady (Oh, boy. 😂👀)

Hey, sweet anon! Thank you for the compliment, it means so much! ^^

I actually already did Byakuya father/husband hcs. It was in a Byakuya sfw post I did a looooong time ago, before my askbox was even open. I pretty much put the husband and father hcs together in the very last bullet.

You can find that post here.

Sorry, guys. I'm not going to make excuses; just gonna keep it 100.

I am a college kid. I will have my slumber periods from time to time, ESPECIALLY if it concerns midterms, finals, and other such exams. Midterms week was coming up and as a result, I began to spend less energy on this blog.

I also want to apologize for not writing over Spring Break. During midterms week, I had been notified that my grandfather had passed away and his funeral was during the Break. After his funeral, I basically invested the rest of the break into myself and finding inner peace (which I did ^^).

Now that Break is over and school is back in session, I am not expecting inhumane swamps of schoolwork until about when Finals week is close. Which is, like, more than a month away. Thaaaat means I can squeeze this blog back into my schedule!

I have already started writing for some of the ask I've been having fermenting in my askbox. So when I finally do start posting for them (which will either be tonight or some time tomorrow), expect them to be finer than wine (this is my way of saying I'm going yo do my best on them LOL I'm not that good).

And, of course, my askbox is STILL open for requests. Nsfw are welcome but keep in mind I am still a newbie to writing exotic literature. Also, this is just for the future, I am making a guideline post for what types of asks I absolutely will not write for.

Oh, ho, ho~ Interesting! I've done SFW on our rich boy, but I've never considered NSFW...Hmm...

BYAKUYA KUCHIKI

•Byakuya, having been raised by noble standards, has a very honorable view on sex. He thinks it is something to only be done with someone he is sure he loves. He could never bring himself to touch a woman even out of fun. When he does get sexual in a romantic relationship, Byakuya will never ogle a woman other than s/o.

•It doesn't take much to get Mr.Rich-Boy riled up. He is a very meticulous man and notices the smallest of details. He appreciates the simplest things the most: her hair, the sweet scent of her perfume, the way she is smoothing lotion into her smooth legs. Her smile and laugh melts his heart, but her showing love and compassion for him is what gets him. When he sees her putting an effort into making him happy, he really gets heated.

•Continuing off from the last bullet, one thing Byakuya finds especially sexy, but will never say so, is s/o's unshakable loyalty. A loyal woman with a sharp mind is a major find in Byakuya's book. He also finds strong-headedness admirable. He likes a woman who will speak her mind and won't shy away from him when doing so. He LOVES it.

•Byakuya is a typical dom. And he actually isn't very adventurous in the bedroom. This may be due to him having a strong discipline to not giving into his desires- Meaning, he has never seen porn before and he has likely never read erotic literature. If he has an adventurous s/o, she will merely spark a kindred spirit in him.

•If s/o ever wants to see an embarrassed, cute Byakuya, buy a book on sex positions and bring it to him. His face will match his lieutenant's hair and he'll fuss at s/o for "wasting valuable money on a cheap, inappropriate book." But, by the end of the night, he'll learn to appreciate said book. *wink-wink*

•Byakuya's pants is home to a fairly decent sized dick. It is approximately 7 inches. It is a shade darker than the rest of his body, and it is rather girthy.

•Prefers a slower, easy pace accompanied ied with deep penetration. But he can get wild when he wants to. If you want to amuse him while getting him to take a faster pace, ask him if its the fastest a shunpo master can go. There will be a cool smirk.

•"Is that a challenge, my dear?"

•A moment of silence for your ability to walk the next day.

•He loves to give oral. He'll be down there so long, s/o will have to start charging him rent. Its a good thing he's a RM.

•He has discovered that fingering s/o while in the shower is incredibly thrilling. He also lowkey gets turned on by the control he gets from it. S/o writhing and whimpering flusters him though and it guarantees several rounds in the bedroom afterwards.

•Isn't really into BDSM, but if his s/o wants a spanking, he will comply. He won't hit to mark her skin though, but they won't be light pats either. He will not, however, allow himself to be spanked. He will only use his hand.

Oh, cool, a new Bleach fan~ Welcome to the fandom, Anon. 😊

Bruh...Why you doing this to me?💀💀💀

Oooh, interesting asks...Hmm…

BYAKUYA KUCHIKI

Now, it is a headcanon of mine that Byakuya doesn't usually do such wild things. And trading nudes with his s/o is one of them. The most Byakuya will do is show some skin up his thigh, and that's after a considerable amount of urging from s/o. Somehow it is just so damn teasing for his lady, who'll complain he's being unfair. Byakuya will be more open to the dirty messaging side of sexting. After s/o complains he's being tease, he'll smirk and tease her further by telling her he could be soooo much worse if she were home at that minute. And trust and believe, one would never know how much of a pervert Byakuya can be when he wants to. S/o will be ready to hit him like a truck the second she gets home; Byakuya will then be forced to reenact everything he texted.

KENSEI MUGURUMA

Mr. Sexy, being the tsundere he is, will fuss and yell at his s/o for just mentioning sexting. His face turns a bright red when s/o texts him about that fine ass. Mr. Sexy feels stuck between a rock and a hard place; S/o is texting him all of the not-so-innocent things she's going to do to little Kensei when he gets home. Mr. Sexy nearly loses his shit when Hisagi asks if he's okay. When Hisagi mistakens Kensei for being sick, Mr. Sexy will have no problem taking advantage of he situation. It's not like he does that ALL the time. Besides, its HISAGI. Its not like he's leaving the office in Mashiro’s care...S/o will be punished goooood for teasing Mr. Sexy. But, for some reason, the supposed punishment feels more like positive reinforcement.

TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA

Oh, lord, this bean right here. He's another one feels like he's caught between a rock and a hard place. He'll be harder to break than Kensei, though. Toshiro has a severe complex about maintaining a dignified image of himself. He'll be HORRIFIED if someone found out about this. And Soul King forbid Rangiku looks over his shoulder at these dirty messages in his inbox- Oh, god, the very thought makes Toshiro want to jump off a cliff. He looks behind him to make sure Rangiku isn't already snooping behind him. Is now paranoid about Rangiku's whereabouts. When she walks into the office, he yells at her before she can even speak. Poor Rangiku, she didn't even show up drunk this time! Later on, after work and being in the comfort of his home, Toshiro will be paying s/o the clasdic silent treatment, but it only takes a kiss and a heated look to shatter THAT.

JUSHIRO UKITAKE

I gotcha, Anon! Isane HCs finished!

Anon original request: Isane w/ fem! s/o- how would Isane ask them out/ how would Isane react if they asked her out, where would Isane like to go for a date, and general relationship/fluff hcs.

"Oh...You are too good for me."

ISANE KOTETSU

Being asked out/Asking her out:

•Isane is SOOOO adorable when she is in love with that special girl. She can't help but allow her mind to dance off into space while daydreaming about her. Unohana and other co-workers will notice Isane in the office staring off into the blue sky outside the window, a pink blush on her cheeks, and a genuine smile she doesn't know she has on her lips. It's so adorable, even Unohana will just chuckle and leave her be.

•Isane will need lots of encouragement in order to approach her crush. She is a very shy bean, so when she finally does, the lucky girl will have to know what courage it took Isane to make that crucial step. Isane had LOTS of encouragement and help from her biggest fan, her own little sister, Kiyone. Unohana was not approached, but she did drop unexpected advice here and there for her young lieutenant.

•When Isane asks out the the girl of her dreams, it will be half planned and half spontaneous/in the heat of a moment. Isane will have this cute little stutter while speaking and her face will be a deep, dusky pink. But she will find the courage keep eye contact the whole time. Isane will invite s/o-to-be somewhere fun and recreational, or maybe to a casual lunch date.

•If ISANE is the one being asked out, her face will match Renji’s hair and her eyes will be as wide as saucers. The cute stammer is still there, and when she says “yes,” s/o-to-be will be able to hear the sheer joy that is there- even if it doesn't show on Isane’s face of surprise.

Date Location/Activity Preferences:

•Being the sweet and shy cinnamon roll she is, Isane will prefer to go to quiet, romantic places or doing time-consuming hobbies with her new girlfriend. Like lunch in the park, going to a movie, shopping, hiking, etc.

•Early on in the relationship, Isane will be too shy to be seen by her friends with her new date. After things have been going smooth for a couple of weeks, s/o will find herself being dragged to the SWA.

•While this might not really be considered a date, it will be very important to Isane that her s/o and little sister get along. She will select an activity where she can have the two of them at the same time, but purposely step back to see how they interact. When s/o and Kiyone turn out to be best friends, Isane will know for sure s/o is for keeps.

Fluff/Relationship:

•Isane is soooo adorably attached to her s/o. She will always be initiating some form of affectionate bodily contact when with her. Usually a hand on s/o, arms wrapped around s/o, etc.

•Cuddles. Lots of cuddles. Despite her height, Isane prefers to be the little spoon. It makes her feel safe, secure, and wanted.

•For all her shyness, Isane is surprisingly open to PDA. She'll want to hold hands or have arms locked with s/o. Her face will take on a pink blush when they kiss each other each time they have to leave each other.

•Isane has bizarre nightmares. S/o may wake up to her hyperventilating and on the verge of a panic attack. Hold her close and tell her everything will be okay. Give her a glass of water, and try to distract her with casual conversation. She will appreciate the loving attention, and she'll definitely remember it. She will snuggle into s/o, and s/o will hold her until she falls asleep again.

•Isane is the type to bring s/o breakfast in bed if she doesn't have to go to work that day. If Isane does have to check in, s/o will find breakfast waiting for her anyway. In the evenings, Isane will be absolutely touched to come home to find s/o has dinner waiting.

•ANYONE can tell you Isane has a sweet tooth. If it weren't for Retsu, Isane would eat sweets at any given impulse. If s/o wants to brighten Isane’s day, no matter how bleak it is, offer sweets. In particular, chocolate. Isane LOVES chocolate.