jesse

because I'm crazy for this bluenette front man. 

- he always carries a pack of paracetamol with him wherever he goes. that boy can’t go anywhere without getting a headache

- instead of formally apologising to someone, he’ll offer them a cup of tea in hopes they’ll forgive him

- 2D hates bugs but will guard them with his life. if he sees a little spider struggling in the sink, he’ll pull out all the stops to get it back outside where it belongs

- when he can’t sleep at night, he sits in the garden regardless of the weather because russel once told him that cold air helps insomniacs sleep. no, he has never thought of just opening a window

- 2D actually really likes reading, though it takes him a while to finish an entire book

- 2D is great with kids but is also terrified of them

- despite being very lanky, 2D can actually gain muscle pretty quickly if he puts his mind to it. he once worked out for 2 months daily and achieved a pretty good figure from it but this is 2D we’re talking about. he’s lazy

a step by step guide on how to be a member of gorillaz!

- get no sleep! make sure those dark circles are prominent baby!

- smoke like hell. you want those lungs blackened to no return

- develop a horrific british accent, sloppy and gross. make sure it’s a real turn off

- be gay but don’t explicitly say it. just do oddly homosexual things

- have a horrific fashion sense. i’m serious. pair a formal shirt with booty shorts and crocs.

thanks,

I am crazy for a green man w a snaggle tooth

- murdoc makes sure he says good morning and good night to each of the band mates, its a habit he cant break out of

- murdoc still uses his crusty 1st gen ipod to stream beyonce

- he knows a surprising amount abt astrology, u need to know ur moon sign? hes ur guy 

- murdoc was the one to give noodle all her banger haircuts when she was younger

- murdoc still keeps in touch w paula, she doesn’t respond to his texts but he still tries

- he’s fairly up to date w gen z humour. he will laugh at a picture of an olive captioned “theres a fire in aisle 3″ 

- murdocs first boy crush was robert plant from led zeppelin, but are we surprised?

- as much as people assume murdoc was a bad father figure to noodle, he actually taught her alot of respect and tried his hardest w her. he made sure she was raised w/o the burden of her past and often let her sleep in his bed when she had a nightmare (we love good dad murdoc)

dont argue with me. i’m right.

murdoc - iced black coffee, 1 pump hazelnut, 1 pump white mocha, 2 pumps pumpkin sauce, heavy cream and extra ice. ( a real drink i’ve made, consumed and hated)

2D - strawberry acai refresher, extra ice 

russel - honey and hazlenut espresso, no foam

noodle: i before e, except after c. thief.

2D: thceif.

girls, gays and theys! my gorillaz hyperfixation has come back full force! time to conspire autistically. 

- he always has mismatched socks?? 

- dude cannot tie his shoelaces so he simply just doesnt

- he pokes his tongue out when he concentrates 

- if you give 2D a ring, he’ll immediately stick it on his thumb even if it doesn’t fit properly

- he cuts his own hair, hence why it looks like shit most of the time

- contrary to popular belief he actually smells great. any lynx fragrance probably

- if he walks into an empty space you best believe hes cartwheeling

- his go-to pair of shoes are his little camo converse. he refuses to part with them no matter how busted they look

- he likes to sit on the floor to write music instead of at a proper desk

- 2D’s comfort food is macaroni and cheese