BIG NEWS turns out my friends don't actually hate me and they all want to take me to the senate. I'm so relieved I thought there was a conspiracy afoot

God, I can't believe this time 2 years ago Klaus hadn't even come out yet and I was just waiting anxiously to see if my long time dream of seeing Santa Claus get together with a mailman was about to come true

Imagine hyperfixating on a Christmas movie lmao (please help I can't stop think about the postal twink and his bear husband)

it's dawned on me that no one can stop me from my childhood dream of having a bed tent

Roe Kapara said, “the only time that I feel sexy is when you put your arms around me and I’ve got all my clothes on,” and yk what? I felt that.

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.