hey jude

they probably do.

Nah, I’m kiddin’. Sucks, though. 

Judey! I’ll have you know, Its a good kind of mischief thank you very much! But no - no dead bodies and no shovels are required - although I appreciate the fact that you are willing to take care of those - Its nice to know I have someone to help dispose of bodies if I need the help.

Good mischief? Sounds fake... Hey, you and the boys are the only ones who get that offer so like.. Feel lucky, alright?

When you go and record a cover, and your mic only catches like 35 seconds of a three minute song. I really gotta invest in some new equipment. 

It said your lyrics need work.

So I had the BEST idea and I need to make it become a reality - now the main issue I have is I need some guys to help me out… No, I am not spilling my idea yet either! But I promise it’ll be worth the wait in finding out what is going on!

Oh no.. What mischief are you up to now? Should I get a shovel? Is there a dead body involved?