“It’s one of those nights where I think about the fact I have school tomorrow and I’m just like.. Yeah, not happening.”

“Ahh. I know these moments well - honestly I kinda have one right now, I’m so not ready for tomorrow - think I could get away with playing ‘sick’?”

What can I tell you that you don’t already know? I haven’t been doing anything interesting lately except harassing Alex and cheering.

Probably not, but with context clues I’m sure you could figure out what it is. Then what is itttt? I wanna know.

lily-jane: completely healthy, yes! they said everything is looking great.

lily-jane: i feel bad that i can't pay it all. i have some money saved too from babysitting, but this is just ONE ultrasound. it's going to get so expensive.. i just, i don't know how much longer i can keep from telling my parents and i'm so worried they're going to hate me! i know i'm probably acting ridiculous, but i just don't want to disappoint anymore.

lily-jane: jellybean is cute. i like it.

Will: Thats good at least! And you're good too? Right?

Will: It's a little overwhelming - scary even. But you're NOT alone okay Lils - I'll do what I can, but we might have to tell our parents soon we can't hide it forever. I'm scared how my dads are gonna react but I'm gonna help you and no matter what you got me.

it recorded for like thirty seconds and then died. so im blaming the equipment.

Oh damn. Ouch man, well I can lend you one of mine if you need it? 

When you go and record a cover, and your mic only catches like 35 seconds of a three minute song. I really gotta invest in some new equipment. 

Wait - was it your mic to blame or did you not press record on time? Now, Now Sawyer you can’t blame the equipment without being completely sure.

Five guys doing scandalous fun things? Either an orgy or a circle jerk, nothing else. But if it is somehow not either of those, I want to know what it is.

Good mischief? Sounds fake… Hey, you and the boys are the only ones who get that offer so like.. Feel lucky, alright?

Hey! That's the best kind of mischief - doesn’t lead to trouble either.. usually. Hey - I thought I was special Jude.. now you’re telling me I have to share this special offer with the other blokes? 

But… My curiosity! It’s going crazy!

Curiosity killed the cat - isn’t that a saying or something? But its okay Lils, It’ll be worth the wait I promise!

It doesn’t help, but it’s also none of my business so… carry on. 

Probably true but also - its nothing Illegal either so we’re good!

lily-jane: i'm happy but also panicking because now i have a bill for $263

lily-jane: the little app thingy i have says baby is the size of a cherry right now. it's.. so insane.

Will: And its okay right? Like healthy and stuff?

Will: I can help you with the bill Lils - I have some money saved and I want to help so let me kay?

Do I have to wait to find out, too?

It’s a mystery Lily Flower! But I can promise its a good thing! At least I think so, I hope its a good thing...

Oh no.. What mischief are you up to now? Should I get a shovel? Is there a dead body involved?

Judey! I’ll have you know, Its a good kind of mischief thank you very much! But no - no dead bodies and no shovels are required - although I appreciate the fact that you are willing to take care of those - Its nice to know I have someone to help dispose of bodies if I need the help.

lily-jane: will!!!

lily-jane: pictext: https://imageserve.babycenter.com/23/000/351/JzXMZ8lIXqPq20Wmv6ptg54gXGfXmBSk_lg.jpg

will: Holy shit.

This is weirdly vague and slightly concerning.

It is vague for reason! But I promise if it helps - there is no need to be concerned, no one will be hurt or put in any kind of danger or trouble! Well, at least as far as I am aware...

No, you gotta spill the tea Will.

But that would ruin the mystery! The excitement! What kind of grand plan would this be if I spilled all about it right at the start? Don’t ruin my fun Sawyer - come on man, you will let me have fun - won’t you?