&& -- Jude

“Sure. You are very attractive.”

“obviously. so I don’t believe we’ve met”

“You’re an attractive guy and because I thought you needed help. Your resting face gives off a confused vibe.”

“Lets just go with the first one” 

“Yeah. Why would I keep staring at you if you don’t like it.”

“well it depends on why you were starring” 

“I didn’t realize I was looking at you any certain way.” 

“well you should watch that” 

“What? Oh I was just going to say hi, but you looked busy.”

“ so because I looked busy you decided it was better to be a creeper?” 

“Sorry. I was staring. Not at you…but just…in general.”

“whatever you say” 

“Not looking at you.”

Then what were you looking at?

“I wasn’t looking at you in a specific way”

Why are you lying now? First starring now lying. You are on a roll. 

“I’m not looking at you like anything.”

“are you sure about that I think you were” 

Because you look extremely pissed- and you were looking at me first in my defense.

“sorry sweetheart not everyone is sunshine and rainbows all the time” 

“Oh, sorry. I’ll stop.”

“will you? will you really?”