hey, jude

You could help me meet her? 

     "I invited her over for dinner tomorrow. The more the merrier."

But.. that other one is here too. Destin—- Shane. Is your company slowly invading this building? ‘Cause if they are, I wanna meet Cherry. 

     "Nah, it's just us two. But, uh, Cherry, does visit the both of us pretty often. She's very nice. She'd probably like you."

I’m sorry, dude but uh, you look so much like this porn guy and.. it just threw me off. 

     "I am that porn guy. Are you even more thrown off now?"

 ”Out of habit. If I did need something, I would ask for directions if anything. I was just discovering the faces around here.”

     "Sassy."

"           didn’t know lookin' meant I had something to say.”

     "Why else would you be looking?"

Cocky? I dig it.

     "If I'm not, who will?"

My friend thinks you’re hot, and if it’s any consolation so do I.

     "You and your friend have good taste."

“Adrienne. Adrienne Michaels.”

     "Beautiful. I love it. I'm Jude Fincher. It is an absolute pleasure to meet you, Adrienne."

“Anything for you, darling.”

     "I didn't get your name."

Why thank you, I do try. My name’s Asher, and you are?

     "Jude."

Watching you get your clothes off and fuck girls who are only doing it for money? Yeah, it’s a ball. 

     "I meant the part where we go over figures in your office."

“Then I’m sure you’re aware of how redundant it was. Or do you need me to reiterate that for you?”

     "Keep speaking, if you must. I quite enjoy the sound of your voice."

I love a guy who enjoys being on top.

     "Charming."

“Well, that’s a given, really.”

     "Un-purse those lips, darling. I'm well aware of how obvious my statement was."