Cigar Hunks

When the one night stand discovered the effect a gar had on your sex drive, he came back on a daily basis, knowing that with a gar jutting from his jaw, you’d never say no and NOTHING was gunna be off the sexual agenda (and so you both got so fuckn fucked your dicks, balls and asses were constantly fuckn sore)

You were a bit embarrassed to introduce your new boyfriend to your family because he was about 3 times your build and 100% alpha male and you were sure they’d guess what you’d get up to at night (which was your sweet, tight hairy hole bearing the brunt of his 9 inch thick piece of meat)

When your foreman cornered you after work and insisted you taste his gar (and big, thick, fat gar fuckn boner)

When your foreman cornered you after work and insisted you taste his gar (and big, thick, fat gar fuckn boner)

# Cigars