Estrogen (She/any)

It really hurts I don't think humans are supposed to sprout flowers

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- Okay, here are my thoughts immediately after playing it:

Fuck Flowery Fuck Flowery Fuck Flowery Fuck Flowery

I LOOOOOOVE AQUA OMG

I like Seth too perfect great duo

Bro Pizzapants come on just make Nicepants canon already you're basically already dating him

We got so much gay this chapter I mean that entire beach scene was beautiful I love lesbians

I have an irrational hatred for Hopchef bro can NOT make a Spincake

LETS GO JEVIL FANS WE GOT A WHOLE LINE OF DIALOGUE WHERE HIS NAME IS DIRECTLY STATED LET'S FUCKIN GOOO

Why was the Trash Trio (or whatever they were called honestly I forgot) harder than like half the bosses this chapter

Got spoiled on the secret boss and cried

That being said I'd rank them above Spamton NEO, below Gerson

Also am I going crazy or was that Hatsune Miku in her boss theme?? I'd have to listen to it separate from the fight itself but maybe I'm just hearing a high pitched singing voice and my delusional ass is somehow picking up on Miku

That Snowgrave left my jaw hanging for like a solid 10 minutes how did Toby make Snowgrave MORE fucked up

Still weeping knowing that I'll most likely never see Tenna for the rest of the game my husband no

My ranking of the flowers (from worst to best)

7. Flowery fuck that guy

6. Orange... I mean she's alright like

5. Blue... I mean he's alright like 4. Green... I mean they're alright like 3. I liked Yellow, he was funny 2. Seth, I like them. Good nerd character 1. Aqua omgggg love this child I drew them like halfway through playing the chapter instant top 3 character

The platforming made my jaw drop but like so did everyone's

Toby why was there a Burger King Foot Lettuce joke in the Snowgrave Route you're not gonna make me forget what happened

Seriously Toby what the fuck was that Snowgrave what the fuck