DQ Nalam

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to pass right through me rendering no measurable difference but nevertheless the knowledge that some aspect of the self has changed i would let her

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

hang on I have to google something

oh you sick fuck

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

bro, you wouldn't use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing... right bro?