Responds to: Will, Willy, William, special person, special player, Kibble
Last seen: Wandering the streets of Boston with two hockey sticks and on a phone call with his boybestbudfriend. Before that - with a Harem of 10 brunette haired men in matching neutral outfits and a really bad sun burn
Last wearing: Boyfriend inspired shorty shorts, a long sleeved jersey and a hat that says "Butter" (because he needs that to bake his boyfriend banana bread)
If found return to: His boyfriend Mr. Macklin Celebrini - Captain of the San Jose Sharks, boy wonder of hockey, savior of the Sharks franchise
Reward: An entire year's supply of banana bread and smelling salts