Let Go Or Be Dragged

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

I basically wanna stand in the shower & kiss someone.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a huge yellow container.

laughing so hard because natural selection

I wish I could live inside this 5 seconds for the rest of my life