Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
Kaledo Art
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Today's Document
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@jq-oliver
robber: hey give me all ur money
me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money
robber: ok
robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back
me:no im not a dick who robs people
roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would
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i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier
This is what god thinks of me
every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.
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someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die
me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…
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Do you believe in second chances?
Yea I usually give about 5 or 6 before I realize I’m a fucking idiot
how u doing
im not thinking about it
Kinks?
consistent effort and strong communication
oh and choking
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
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“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen
