Joy callum

Having a "no shit, Sherlock" and "fuck you, Watson" friendship is one of the best things in my life

Olive, banging on the door: Ginger! Open up! Ginger: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Sadie: No, they meant- Donn: Let them finish.

Olive: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Ginger: Put spaghetti in it. Olive: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Sadie: Put spaghetti in it. Olive: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Donn: Put spaghetti in it. Olive: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Olive: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Ginger: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Sadie? Sadie: Probably “road work ahead”. Donn: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Olive, Ginger, and Sadie are sitting on a bench Donn: Why do you guys look so sad? Olive: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Donn sits down* Ginger: The bench is freshly painted.

Olive: *Gently taps table* Ginger: *Taps back* Sadie: What are they doing? Donn: Morse code. Olive: *Aggressively taps table* Ginger: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Olive: Yo is Donn sleeping or dead? Ginger: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Sadie: Yeah, so did I. Donn: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Olive: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Ginger: Sadie: Donn: Everyone Else At Olive’s Surprise Birthday Party: Ginger: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Olive: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ginger: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Olive: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SADIE WITH ME Donn, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Olive: Is stabbing someone immoral? Ginger: Not if they consent to it. Donn: Depends on who you’re stabbing. Sadie: YES?!?

Olive: Dammit, Ginger! Ginger: What?! It wasn’t me! Olive: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sadie! Sadie: Not me either. Olive: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Donn: *whistles*

Olive: Why are your tongues purple? Sadie: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Donn: I had a red one. Olive: oh Olive: Olive: OH Ginger: Ginger: You drank each other's slushies?

Olive: I think Donn was right. Ginger: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Sadie: They wouldn't do that. Donn: You're right, Sadie. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Donn: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Donn Told You So' on the back*

Olive: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Ginger: Plane tickets? Sadie: Concert tickets? Donn: Prostitution? Olive, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Olive: Ginger, I'm sad. Ginger: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Sadie: Donn, I'm sad. Donn, nodding: mood.