A Gallery of Our Relationship

Jordan: :O!

DVac: You got me!!

DVac: You got my goat!!

Jordan: Just a lil

Jordan: Just a small,

DVac: Just a small goat

DVac: He's very small and very angry

DVac: Like me

DVac: He is just as small as he is angry

Jordan: Aww

DVac: He is not one bit sad, only angry

Jordan: What's his name?

DVac: His name is...

DVac: My abs hurt, from the crunches I did yesterday

Jordan: From the rollos?

DVac: Yeah

DVac: ... we should get some Rollos

Jordan: We should

Jordan: What if they made a candy that gave you good abs

Jordan: I'm gonna eat my muscle candy

Jordan: I'm gonna eat my rare candy

Jordan: and level up like a Pokemon

DVac: I was... gonna say that...!!!

Jordan: That's because we're both Pokemaniacs

DVac: Get out of my house

Jordan: Would you rather I have said "Pokemon Masters"?

DVac: No, because I am sitting on you and I am a boulder

Jordan: *picks DVac up, carries her around and places her in a chair*

DVac: I've been owned

Jordan: I didn't mean to own you

DVac: I'm a weak baby

Jordan: You're not a baby

DVac: I'm a baby

DVac: I just got borned

DVac: They all have names

Jordan: The only time I ever buy a chocolate bunny is if it's real fucked-up lookin'