Who Me? No, I'm Just a Worm.

"What saying?" He thought for a moment. "Oh, that is a saying. Well, how else would it go?"

"I think it's usually 'the early bird catches the worm.'" She smiled and kissed his cheek. "Sorry."

"Sure, we can say he caught me." He pet the bird. "Good bird, you caught the worm!"

!!!!!!

"What saying?" He thought for a moment. "Oh, that is a saying. Well, how else would it go?"

the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.

Explain who they are through shitposts.

In the midst of his struggles, the Hero received a strange missive from the Evil Overlord himself: “Please come help me,” it read, “I’m dying here.”

A girl finds a seashell with a note inside it by her home on the beach. It’s from a secret admirer, a mermaid.