watch me.

caramel, otherwise known as “satan’s nut”.

i never post political opinions on here, or really most kinds of opinions, because i’m not some nerd loser with no friends who needs a website full of strangers validating them to feel good about themselves. instead, i’m a nerd loser with no friends who’s getting a major soon, so i can get a job where i’ll get paid to churn out my opinions and also get validated for them.

posting this makes my skin crawl, but i truly don’t believe you’re fully free, in the individual sense, until you put aside what you’re talented at and what may be expected of you, and move forward with just what makes you happy. and i know this sounds so broad, but i’m right. i think i’m right.

donatello was the most underrated teenage mutant ninja turtle. his intelligence, and calm attitude, was the backbone holding his family together. that along with his sharp wit, and ability to analyze everything made it totally normal for me to have a not gay, not furry crush on him. in this essay i will

i almost wrote something way too deep even for me and posted on this website. let’s all calm down. let’s all smoke some weed, and calm the fuck down.