can't feel my face.

“Thank god for coffee.” 

I rather thank him for puppies

Having fun, cause I want to

havin’ fun there, blue eyes?

sounds like you just experienced the aftermath of an orgy, my friend. 

Oh, wow. I’m sorry. 

You aren’t impressing anyone with that awful fucking attitude, sweetheart.

neither is that smell coming from you. ever heard of a shower, bud?

But our conversation was gong so well!

i’ve had hangovers better then this.

Oh? Don’t they teach you manners in preschool? That was a bit rude.  But I’ll forgive since you’re so little. As I was saying the guy was pretty fake and kept trying to flirt with me, but even after I tried to tell him I was gay he still kept bothering me. Isn’t that weird?

i’m gonna need you to walk away from me, honey.