JotarosConfusingHat

they should make a video-game where you have a gun and you can shoot at people with the gun

reading a book and then having to stop and re-imagine the scene because the first imagining my brain conjured had absolutely baffling directorial decisions

every chihuahua looks like its name is booger

the earth is a mobius strip.

eating wild rice is like eating regular rice but with a few dried insect wings thrown in there.

yuou know i never struggle opening grocery store produce bags i have the kinds of fingers plastic bags love to stick to haha lol I am superior to a lot of people in this regard.

This bull of discerning taste only runs through the finest of china shops.

they need to invent a drug that gives you career goals

bad bitches have 80 tabs open on their laptop

i love it when people make crossovers that make you think wow, i didn't think those fanbases had any overlap

i respect h&g fan artist for boldly answering the question of what if gretel had a neck.

anyone else ship milelongdick?