"i'm fine"

do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone so small have going on…I know it’s important and they’re working hard…..I love them & I love those little chairs

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

On a scale from zero to American society, how much do you hate women and children

Actually, Generation Z began in 1998. So if you’re 19 or younger, you’re gen Z

Actually Actually I’ve read that it began in 95. So as far as 22, I’m sorry for you but you’re gen Z.

for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in my maths class and i was struggling with a maths problem because i had been sick earlier that week and he told me if i paid attention or even showed up to class that i would understand it anyway i wore 5 inch sparkly heels and the only thing he said to me was ‘this is because of grade 9 right?’ and i said that it was and i am glad he knew exactly where he went wrong

are you even gay if you don’t take extremely long naps at inconvenient times

i see your “andrew doesn’t care about or like nicky” and raise u “andrew appreciates everything nicky did for him growing up, from leaving his boyfriend in another country to helping him with school and paying for his food and clothes and shelter, and he respects and loves nicky in his own way”

also you’re really trying to tell me that nicky wasn’t a huge inspiration/role model for andrew especially in terms of what a mlm relationship could and should look like,,,,, yeah ok

h/c that “get neil to ask” becomes a thing amongst the foxes. nicky wants kevin off his back about practice? matt says “get neil to ask”. katelyn wants to know how to be on better terms with andrew? aaron just says “get neil to ask”. dan wishes during practice that the ravens would just bow out of the tournament and everyone choruses “get neil to ask” and he’s standing there with no idea what’s happening

just a psa: neil hates hockey bc he thinks skating is unnatural

counterpoint: andrew loves it because it’s violent and ice hockey is played on knife shoes

neil in the first book: yeah that was so funny you guys! *walks into another room and calls wymack* wymack kids are drinking beer i need you to come pick me up