a song that guides me down this road

Um, excuse me?

Um... surprise?

Right? Like, bye humanity. That thing isn’t coming near me. 

Exactly! Game over, try again-- or really, not.

You’re leaving?! Aww. As long as we get food, I don’t care what. I need to eat my sadness away.

I am. Don't worry, we can still tweet. Or something. Okay, um, how about Mexican?

What?! You’re leaving?!

Are you and Natalie moving somewhere? But yes, of course I’d love to go out one last night with you.

Yes-- I mean, kind of? I'm going on tour, and after we talked about it, she's going to come on tour with me. Awesome! I'm kind of craving veggie burgers... Are you up for that?

How about I make you dinner and we can sit around and talk. I’d love to hear what you’re going to do and where you’re going.

Ohmygosh, really? I'd love to have a homecooked meal especially from you! ...Wow. I mean, maybe I should've left sooner if this was what it took.

Wait wait WHAT? last evening? You’re leaving? But hell yes we have to go to dinner and shit. 

It is? We’re are you going? Froyo sounds amazing.

To Seattle, first. I'm going on tour as a backup dancer. Froyo it is. Are you okay with that place, like, two minutes from here?

Oh god not, those things are hideous. I doubt I’d ever go there. Unless it was to save humanity and even then, that’s pushing it.

You know, I don't know if I'd do it either, even if it were to save humanity.

I have pretty much everything. What would you like to hear?

Anything with a good beat is okay by me! Though I guess that doesn't narrow it down, huh?

You know, that’s the smarter route. I should go with that one.

Hopefully you wouldn't have to turn to penises.

A hell of a beat, yeah!

What other songs do you have on here?

Holy shit, that’s my tune!

It's got a good beat, huh?

Oh yeah. I’d be a bit sad if it wasn’t working out so well. 

Or maybe you'd just try something else.

I definitely am. That may have been part of my plan all along. 

It's good it's all working out so well.