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If a normal person dresses in stupid clothes they’re strange and stupid but when a celebrity does they’re an artist and making a statement.

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

a rollercoaster from start to finish

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic.

Trying to hold a conversation while high is a lot like trying to pick the right dialogue option in Fallout 4. You get a vague idea of what you’re going to say, but sonething very different comes out.

Building a tree house is the most insulting thing to a tree because basically you’re saying here hold your dead friend.