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Found a bunch of asks from when people wanted to fuck jortle…………good times….

He comes to me in my dreams every night.

why did tumblr recommend sexy freakazoid art to me

where’s the link

hey where’s the link

GET OUT

You see, this is why I am the supreme Jortlefucker. You, you are so disgusting. You, who would cheat on Jortle Jortstar. You, who would ask for sexy art of any other character. I am the pure one. I am the one true fan of Jortle. Delete your blog @jortleforkler69. You are the dirt beneath my feet.

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I’ll kill you.

I’m honored… it’s been so long, old pal, I thought you had died.

I may one day pass, but rest assured that my love for Jortle will never die.

through extensive thought i’ve determined that jortle would wear a thong with candy cane stripes in the front and white stars on a blue background in the back.

why have you done this to me?

cant you just let me have fantasies about your oc in peace for once