Joon's left tiddy

Do you ever think really hard about university and ask yourself WHY? LIKE WHY AM I DOING IT? Omfg and with my one and only life……

The fact that she has worn blue contact lenses every day since 2003 disturbs me

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

if harry styles has been a full ass heterosexual this whole time, he is a ted bundy level psychopath and is going to kill us all and turn us into coats

Babies who smile at depressed people in supermarkets are spiritual healers and unsung heroes of humanity

me @ tumblr: stop recommending me things. you don’t know me like spotify does

Soon it will be Autumn and Persephone can go back to pegging her husband in peace and I can wear a fucking jumper

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…