JooMeU

In My Room

Solar: Dare.

Moonbyul, jokingly: I dare you to marry me, right now-

Solar, immediately: Okay.

Moonbyul: Wait what

Wheein, suddenly wearing a tux: *throws glitter in the air* LETS GOOOO

*RBW staff appear out of nowhere and set up random decorations*

Rosé, playing the piano: SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS

Moonbyul: Where did she come from-

Solar, suddenly wearing a suit: She’s been there the whole time. Check it out, your friends are here!

Seulgi, wiping a tear away and clinging onto Irene’s shoulder: It’s finally happening!

Moonbyul: What? When did THEY get here-

Hwasa, standing next to Wheein: Doesn’t matter, we’re the bridesmaids! Also look down.

Moonbyul, looking down and seeing that she’s been wearing a dress this whole time: HOW-

Sowon, trying to gather all the children: Shhh, it’s starting!

Yeojin, running down the isle and chucking flowers at people: MARRAIGE BITCH

Moonbyul: Who is that child-

Haseul, frantically running after Yeojin: UM SORRY ABOUT HER SHE HASN’T HAD HER YOGURT

Sunmi: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here togay-

Moonbyul: WHERE DID S H E COME FROM-

Sunmi: Whatever, do you?

Solar: I do.

Sunmi: GREAT, by the lesbian powers invested in me, under the name of God Jihyo, I now announce you gay as FUCK, now kiss.

Everyone in the audience: *cheering and sobbing*