eat the world raw

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What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

me after completely abandoning all of my responsibilities and ignoring everyone and everything: Self-Care™️

Bcdonalds

In a revolutionary move of solidarity, Mc Donalds has turned their iconic Golden Arches sideways in support of Bottoms

listen binch. no one has an original style. no one pulls a unique style of art out of their ass. we get to where we are through observing others and being influenced by them and that’s how art works

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

unstoppable force (my thirst for an education) vs immovable object (my excutive dysfunction preventing me from actually doing any work)

If you chug a bottle of Tequila on December 31st at 11:57:32, you’ll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start your new year off at rock bottom so you can only go up.