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*that one class you get nervous just thinking about*

The bourgeoisie

growing up with three parents was really weird

what?? u had three parents??

yeah my mom’s a gemini

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

talent: being able to make myself upset over literally nothing

you know you’re at a fall out boy concert when everyone around you is singing different lyrics to the same song

once when I went to a fob concert they were playing sugar we’re going down and the person behind me was singing dance dance

someone: whats ur ringtone me, who has had their phone on vibrate since 2008: ???

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

a whole bus full of party boys