i'll paint you wings

How about you be nice and don’t hurt my dancing feelings?

Alright, I’m sorry, really. Just dance with me so I don’t look completely crazy by myself, yeah?

Let me drink a bit more and I’ll dance with you.

I hope the drink makes your dancing better, because right now, it’s pretty rough, Arch.

Aren’t you a girl? How do you not know how girls work?

She ran away. It was – my life is forever changed.

Girls are weird, man. But hey, at least your skin’ll be smooth and you smell pretty nice.

You might second guess your entire existence if you do that though.

What if you’re wearing the floaties that Nat supplied though? Then you won’t die, alright? Problem solved.

Alright, fine. But I’m pulling you down with me. 

Aw, come on. Don’t suck the fun out of my fun, Jo.

Hey, man, I’m just lookin’ out for my safety. 

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My goal here is to push all of you in the pool at least once–possibly twice. Depends on how lucky I can get and how often no one is paying attention to their surroundings.

I’d really appreciate it if you actually don’t do that because I can’t swim and it’ll turn out terribly.

I got so much floral print that anyone who doesn’t like it is going to be in for a rude surprise. I’ve only got the most stylish floaties though.

That’s music to my ears. I’m glad, though, because floaties can only be so stylish, so I’ve got to have the best.

Oh, that one. Yeah, it’s awful. I agree with you. If I hear even a snippet of the song, I’ll scream.

The real question here is which Sharpay song? 

In case anyone is wondering, I’m supplying the floaties and they even got wicked designs on them. Better safe than sorry, am I right?

Did you happen to get any with floral print on them? Because I’m a total sucker for floral print. Gotta look stylin’ if you can’t swim.

I’ll keep my eye out open for it though and make sure you get it back before the tenth. Maybe someone wanted to give a lame, late April Fool’s prank on you.

Thanks, girl. I’m hoping I’ll stumble across it soon. I’m sure it was, ‘specially since no one really knows me!

What happens if you don’t find your bag? Do you get fired?

No, I’ll just have to get new stuff. That would suck, if I got fired.