“40 Hour Orgasm”
I made my very first cartoon! Watch it please!
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
i don't do bad sauce passes

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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almost home
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trying on a metaphor
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“40 Hour Orgasm”
I made my very first cartoon! Watch it please!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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I hate to get super political here but I think this needs to be said. Please hear me out and watch the video before commenting. I’ve put a lot of thought into this. Thank you.
Want a new look this fall? Try the Benghazi Hearing Makeover! The Republicans in Congress will make sure you come out looking great!
“Carly Fiorina Lies About Planned Parenthood” a comedy sketch
At a certain point, she should probably just admit it. (check out the original interview here)
Hey, look! I wrote and directed a new sketch! It's based entirely on other people's interactions with social media and not in any way on my own true life. Nope, not at all. Please check it out and like it or else I’ll go crazy!
It stars Jackie Jennings alongside Anna Rose Roisman, Bridget Holmes, Mel Gabor, Mimi Hoops, Amy Lynne Berger, Glorilis Tavarez, and Halle Kiefer and I made it with Daniel Zimmer, James Leggero, Brooke Comegys, and Aaron Sheer.

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Hi, Tumblr! How’re you doing? I made a new video called “Most Depressing Prank Show Ever” and I’d love for you to watch it. It’s about depression which is super funny!
It stars Impractical Jokers’ Casey Jost and Elyse Brandau! It’s also got Dan Hodapp and Lisa Kleinman and the cashier at the bodega across the street from the UCB Chelsea. It was directed by Ryan Hunter! Enjoy!
All book stores should have their Erotica sections right next to their Self-Help sections. I mean, what is erotica if not something to assist in "self-help"?
UCB's Beige Knows How to Give a Farewell
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Ah, I totally missed this post about an old Beige sketch I wrote when it was posted! Aw, I miss all these people!
I love comedy that makes me cry first. Great commitment to the buildup, even when you know what’s coming.
Thanks, Slacktory!!
Game of Thrones High School Teacher
There are just so many students in this class and all their names are stupid.

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My Attempt to Put the tracks from Frightened Rabbit’s “Midnight Organ Fight” into Chronological Order
One of the things I’ve always loved about this album is the way the story being told is all jumbled. I’ve always wanted to see if I could put the tracks in order and, tonight, because I didn’t feel like working on my taxes, I did. I’m sure someone out there with more time on their hands has done a better job at this but this is what I’ve got.
"Fast Blood" - Scott and Woman are happy
"Old Old Fashioned" - Relationship is showing cracks. Scott tries to save it.
"Poke" - Relationship is dying. No one has officially ended it yet.
"Floating in the Forth" - The break up happens
"My Backwards Walk" - Scott goes back over the history of the relationship, trying to figure out what happened
"Who'd You Kill Now" - Vague but possibly just angry ranting about Woman
"Good Arms vs. Bad Arms" - Scott wallows in fury over new guy the Woman is dating
"The Twist" - Scott drunkenly picks up a random girl at a bar
"Keep Yourself Warm" - Scott sleeps with random girl, feels empty
"Modern Leper" - Scott is either sleeping with or dating someone, but he is too damaged for it to work
"Head Rolls Off" - Scott has begun to reach acceptance
"I Feel Better" - Scott has feels better. Except when he doesn't. But mostly he does.
Then the track "Bright Pink Birthmark" is an instrumental and "Extrasupervery" just a few vague words. Going by the happier tone of the songs, I'd possibly place them as kind of Prologues; tiny glimpses at Scott's life with the Woman.
We’re Stuck In A Fast Food Commercial!
HALP!
Woo!
Hey, sweethearts! I made this video for College Humor’s CH2 channel and I think it's cool and that you should watch it! Please! XOXOXO
Heading Home
"Thanks for picking me up."
"No problem. Where are you going?"
"I'm going to Brooklyn."
"Uh, cabs don't go to Brooklyn."
"What? Yes they do."
"I no speak English."
"You just were."
"This isn't a cab."
"It clearly is."
"Nope. It's my... apartment."
"Your apartment is bright yellow and has tires?"
"Yes. Now leave. I'm sleeping."
"You know, it's illegal to refuse to drive to outer boroughs."
"Snore. Snore."
"You're just saying the word 'snore.'"
"Sleep. Snore. Dream. Sleep."
"Fine. I'm getting out."
...
"Uh, oh no! I think my apartment is moving!"
"Please just drive away."
This month, One Idiot is doing something a little different. We’re all taking a break from all the sketch comedy and going running. We’ve signed up for a marathon and will be doing the entire thing on the UCB stage! It’s going to be fun, it’s going to be weird, it’s going to be really, really sweaty. Don’t miss it!
One Idiot #4 - The Marathon Monday, March 16th @ 9:30 PM Upright Citizens Brigade Theater 307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
One Idiot is… ACTORS: Caroline Cotter, David Ebert, Noah Forman, Carrie McCrossen, Murf Meyer, Maggie Ross WRITERS: Jon Bershad, Aaron Burdette, Claire C. Downs, Allie Kokesh, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Nathan Min Directed by Jim Santangeli Performing alongside (212)
This show is going to be insane.

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Thank God that Facebook helps you never lose touch with the people on your phone or else you'd have to talk to the friend actually sitting right next to you.
Sheesh. Can't wait for tomorrow when the conservative lady at work tries to tell me that Global Warming isn't real because it's snowing outside. No, seriously, I can't wait. I have a crush on her and I love it when she talks to me.