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Took an edible, got high, and forgot I took the edible

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Mechanic Martin who is absolutely enamored by the new android thatās come x android Jon who absolutely hates that he has to get Martinās help.
Mortuary worker Jon x Zombie Martin
I hope that one day Iāll go outside and someone will look at me and think āwow that guy is so all seeingā but while I wait for that to happen I made eye pins out of clay.
I like to imagine that in an alternate universe the fears donāt exist and the only reason Jon hasnāt fired Martin is because he makes for really good security.
Of course they have actual security, but Elias refuses to hire more than two people for it because āIt would strain too much of the budget.ā While sipping a wine glass thatās probably the price of Jonās mortgage.
Jon mostly just has Martin there for intimidation , he knows that he would probably let some crazy statement giver rip out a patch of hair before getting into an actual confrontation.
That being said⦠Martin is big and tall enough to give off the allusion that he would step in if things were to get physical.
The only part Jon didnāt account for is how worried Martin was after someone landed a swing on him, and how nervous he felt when he subsequently patched him up.

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Martin who has a ton of scars for the stupidest reasons.
The burn scars on his arms? He bought a cheap metal kettle and it broke while he was making tea. That deep scratch on his face? He made the mistake of picking up a less than friendly catā¦
Heās a clumsy guy so itās pretty common he walks into the archives with a new patch or plaster somewhere on him.
Does he tell anyone where he gets them? No, he finds it funny how the archives staff try to guess what happened.
Tim offhandedly joked that he was in the mob as a loan shark but heās pretty sure that some of the archives have started believing it considering that people always walk by him much faster than they used to.
Singer Martin x Manager Jon
Martin who cries over literally everything. Heās good at keeping composed for one or two minutes so he can get somewhere private to cry.
But even despite this everyone he knows has seen him break down sobbing over something so seemingly trivial. One time Tim was over helping him move into a new apartment and he accidentally broke one of his picture frames and cut his hand. Even though Martin had nothing to do with his injury he felt so guilty he started crying.
He always feels like a burden for it, apologizing whenever he feels tears streaming down his face and trying to laugh through them.
But now he doesnāt have to anymore, he hasnāt talked to anyone for more than a few minutes since Peter Lukas took Eliasā position. He also hasnāt cried in a while, he just feels numb.
Maybe once this is all over heāll let himself cry again.
Siren Jon whose scouting out a ship to see who he wants to take as his meal vs Pirate Martin who doesnāt even need to hear him sing to fall for the strange person thatās been following the ship
People always talk about Jon that doesnāt sleep because he has insomnia but I propose⦠Jon that doesnāt sleep because he has hypersomnia.
Jon has always had an issue with sleep, when he was younger it was more acceptable to sleep for longer but when he became an adult it became an issue.
He cannot count the amount of times heās been late because he slept through his alarm, he had to start getting Georgie to wake him up instead and even then he still struggled.
So he just⦠stopped sleeping, of course not entirely but whenever he got the chance to work overtime instead of going home and sleeping he would take it.
He took short naps so his brain wouldnāt completely fail on him but by the time the work week is over heās seeing black spots in his vision.
Luckily he doesnāt know a lot of people so whenever he ends up spending eighty percent of the weekend asleep he doesnāt have to worry about waking up to 90 missed calls.

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I like to think Jon has the biggest sweet tooth but hides it. Itās not like heās ashamed, he just doesnāt think itās anyone elseās business.
This is until Martin gets into baking, he always leaves them on the counter and says theyāre for everyone but Jon ends up eating most of them. Thatās when he starts becoming ashamed, heās glad heās gaining more weight but he feels a bit selfish for not leaving a lot for the rest of the team. So he tries to cut back on it.
Martin notices this and worries, because Jonās way of cutting back on it is staying in his office all day so he doesnāt get tempted. When he asks him about it Jon is quite embarrassed.
āWell I didnāt want to have too many of your pastries and uhm⦠not leave any for the others.ā He says while ducking his head back into a file.
āIs that it?ā
Martin is very relieved that it isnāt anything too serious, and heās happy to make a little extra next time heās baking and putting it in a smaller container.
Youāre braver than I so iām passing this brainworm (haha) to you; back on the nonsexual submission bullshit but itās Jon with acts of service, heās bad with words and wants desperately to return the attention and care Martin gives.
Suuure whatever bratting is a fun concept but so oldd and I truly do think Jon just wants to do Good things and have praises given, to be recognized in return
NONNY YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING START AN A03 ACCOUNT NOW!!!!
I love the idea of Martin not being very used to receiving any type of affection and getting so flustered when Jon reciprocates any affection. Also whenever I think of stuff like this I just imagine Jon being his usual self (aka really stressed and overworking himself) and all Martin has to do is give him one kiss and he just freezes, itās like a computer error.
Mad scientist Elias and Frankenstein Jon
Do you think in the tma universe all entomologists are connected to the corruption in some way?

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Iām imagining Martin who lived on a farm. His father used to take the brunt of workload but after he left his mother and himself would do most of the work, maybe calling a family friend if things got too tough.
Then his mother got sick so all of the work fell on him, the little 9 year old who could barely hold a milk jug in one hand. He had to get used to it quick because if he didnāt then their only source of income was gone.
That morning heād head out and feed the animals, water the plants, cook breakfast, and head out for school. The afternoon after he got back would mostly consist of him trying to fix the number of problems that had occurred on the farm before giving up after making minimal progress and going to make lunch, then finally night would come and heād feed the animals again before passing out on his bed, sore muscles and scrapes littering his body.
Iāve talked about Werewolf Martin and vampire Jon, but what about Siren Tim and Zombie Sasha?
Siren Tim can pretty easily hide his scales with shiny necklaces and an undershirt, the only hard part for him is the teeth. Sharp, piranha like teeth that give him quite a few odd looks. He usually can get away with it by saying itās a medical condition or just not eating in front of other people.
Zombie Sasha is a bit more⦠complicated. Every morning she has to take her peeling skin and pull it back to its original place, securing the pieces with heavy duty staples before applying a pound of heavy foundation to hide the discoloration and bruising. She practically pours perfume on herself to hide the rotten smell, letting some soak into her clothes. She goes out with a face mask and prays that nobody will notice the skin starting to peel off her hands.