the inevitability of obesity is so incredibly sexy to me. once you start eating more and more, your stomach begins expanding, making you eat even bigger portions. the fatter you get from all your overeating, the more your metabolism slows down, speeding up your weight gain in the process. the heavier you get, the lazier you get, urging you to move even less. and once you restrict your movement more and more, you find yourself being so out of shape all of a sudden you can barely heft your flabby body up a flight of stairs. and when that happens, you just give in to being the lazy fatass your body has been conditioned to become, slipping further into morbid obesity. you find yourself trapped in a vicious cycle, watching your belly hang lower, your thighs get thicker, your waist get wider and your waddle get more pronounced with every passing week...
oooof yes!















