Jonah and Buffy are destined for each other

reasons why jyrus is endgame

A show terri wrote, lizzie mcguire, had lizzie get together with gordo after a LONG time. jyrus can be a slow burn just like that ship.

Pretty sure jonah dated andi just because she has short brown hair (cyrus does too) and is close to cyrus.

Remember that cyrus calls jonah “JB”. who’s a famous celebrity who goes by JB? justin bieber. what’s one of justin beiber’s most famous songs? BOYFRIEND.

one can infer that cyrus is subconsciously wishing jonah was his boyfriend.

In an episode, cyrus saying he’s a jonah beck superfan for life, which implies they’ll get married, which is a “for life” thing!

Let’s remember asher’s movie shazam. asher plays a character named billy batson. if you compare batson to goodman, they’re like opposites. bat = bad, bad/good, son/man. they balance each other.

Facts are even if tyrus does go canon, it won’t last. jonah and cyrus will get together in high school and support each other throughout college! they’re forevergame. they’re gonna get married and have a baby that has jonah’s dimples

Originally, terri planned for jonah/cyrus to be the main gay ship

Origin of the gay: cyrus had a long crush on jonah and when he looked back, jonah had looked back as well. at andi or cyrus? we can infer it was at cyrus.

Let’s not forget jonah said “cool.” when cyrus said he was gay. he thinks it’s cool because now he knows he has a chance.

Since season 1, cyrus had a crush on jonah. it doesn’t make sense that a middle school crush changes so quickly! he has feelings for jonah, and he always will.

Buffy is taller than Jonah by at least a few inches. He never catches up to her growth wise— he needs to stand on his toes a bit to kiss her. Buffy thinks it’s cute

Jonah is actually really good at giving presents to Buffy?? He knows her rlly well and knows what she’d like

Buffy gives Jonah vinyl records of bands she thinks he’d enjoy a lot bc she knows he likes music. Jonah has yet to tell her he doesn’t own a record player

TJ finds out Buffy’s dating Jonah and swears that he’ll kill him if he fucks up (we stan a Tuffy friendship)

They go on double/triple dates with TJ and Cyrus and Andi and Walker all the time!! They’ve practically doubled their squad

Buffy outranks Cyrus as the Space Otters’ #1 fan.

Jonah wears Buffy’s basketball hoodie sometimes. Cyrus happens to wear TJ’s on the same day and makes a joke about how they’re finally wearing matching jackets

(there is also a little bit of tyrus)

jonah and cyrus always compete to see who can cheer the loudest during the basketball games,,

cyrus always wins though bc he stans his boyfriend more than his boyfriend stans himself

jonah makes buffy a space otters shirt that has her basketball number on it and she orders and extra basketball hoodie for jonah that has her name across the back

jonah is super super supportive of buffy and is always cheering her on no matter what it is

and buffy is the same way for him

when they play board games they have to be on the same team because jonah wouldn’t be able to survive without buffy because he’s too nice

but he is able to hold her back from ruining her friendships over a board game

buffy teaches jonah how to do certain basketball things

jonah teaches buffy to play guitar

they enter a talent show together (buffy’s idea) with both of them playing guitar and jonah singing. jonah agrees to enter for experience and for buffy it was a win win because she gets to support jonah and compete

they win

and finally buffy always jokingly tells jonah they’re breaking up every time he says “docious magocious”