Here's to the future, for the dreams of youth

i don’t like this……

Listen I know the whole tide pod thing was stupid and bad but I really, really need to share something with you all

What is it, thot

catch me sucking on this like a gotdam mayonnaise packet

YOU SUCK ON MAYONNAISE PACKETS??????

like a goddamn gogurt!!!!

Someone quote tweeted this with “Beer Bongs and Bolbi’s” and I lost my shit skskskwlkskdjsksm

unacceptable nsfw: straight people havingn nasty sex but its in an Artistic way acceptable nsfw: pictures of people in full body fetish gear standing in a corn field in the middle of nowhere and theres a time stamp from 2003

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

they call my pussy funko because it be poppin

Copyright this before Nicki can get to it