hi

and if I don’t know someone with that name, i’ll make it up.

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong

I cannot fucking believe it is the yEAR 2017 GOD DAMMIT

this is The Human Experience

This is our legacy

In Spanish we don’t say “I love you” we say “donald trump es un pedazo de mierda ojalá que un día se convierta en un insecto y lo puedo matar con mi chancla y después untar su sangre de insecto en una toalla y tirar esa toalla en un fuego grande que hice con los cuerpos de un millón de republicanos pedazos de mierda come culos hijo de putas” and i think that’s beautiful.

i wanna give a shout out to all lgbt people who thought they were another identity before realizing they were something else. lesbians realizing they’re trans men, bi/pan people realizing they’re a lesbian/gay, binary trans people realizing they’re genderfluid, etc. even if you don’t know if your current identity is the final stop, even if you think it’s a “phase”, or you don’t know what label fits you best, you’re on a journey to self discovery, every step matters, it shapes you into the person you are or aspire to be, and you’re not fake or a bad person for figuring things out.

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