Incorrect J.K. Rowling

stay tuned for the new unnecessary 5-part harry potter spin-off series “Percy Weasley and the Mild Inconvenience of Non Standardized Cauldron Thickness”

aragog is a bottom

The fact that every one of voldemort's plans ends up culminating at the end of the school year is no coincidence. After all remember, he wanted to be a teacher. He cares about letting harry get his education first, and killing him second

Actually Peter Pettigrew never learned how to turn into an animal. He just really looked like a rat to begin with, and people couldn't tell the difference

When minerva mcgonagall looks into the mirror of erised, she sees a ball of yarn

During the thirteen years Wormtail spent as a rat, he met and fell in love with another rat and started a family. His rat children live in the Weasley's garden to this day

One day Dumbledore wore a fake beard as a joke ("Look Minerva, I look like Merlin!") but everyone thought it was real and he couldn't find the right time to say it was a joke, and ended up wearing the fake beard for forty years

Snape was actually fifteen bats in a trenchcoat pretending to be a human. It was just never mentioned because it wasn't relevant to harry's journey

Minerva McGonagall was actually in cat form throughout books six and seven. It was just never mentioned because harry didn't notice