Nah. I AM the melodramatic villain.

SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

There are waves of times when a bunch of people decide every character I write is always acting in ways I condone, and I’m currently in one of those times. Seriously, even main characters aren’t gonna always or even often do things I approve of. Characters gotta have flaws beyond “clumsy” or “often late.”

@galaxyghosty

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

I’ve never understood why adults do this??!??! You know what they could be doing if not harmlessly trick-or-treating? Partying, trespassing, summoning satan, drinking, doing drugs, vandalizing some shit (even your shit) so give them some candy and save them from a life of crime

Can anyone else imagine Len buying tampons for Lisa and death-glaring anyone stupid enough to make a comment or laugh at him, because goddammit he is on a mission to buy chocolate, tampons, and midol for his sister and HE WILL NOT BE DETERRED. 

I can so see this. I have MANY FEELS about the handful of years when Len was Lisa’s guardian and to keep her out of the foster care system, he was Mr Responsible And Upright Citizen until she turned 18.

Guys, Len Snart doesn’t pay for tampons. He gets them, but he doesn’t pay for them.

Five-fingered discount?

Mick stole a tampon truck once.

Len keeps a few in one of the inner pockets of his parka to fuck with the officers that frisk him when he’s brought in for questioning/arrested.

Now I’m just imagining them being on an undercover mission and he sees Kendra making a pained face. He asks her what the problem is and she apologetically and sheepishly admits to cramps that are unexpectedly early. He just reaches into his parka and hands her tampons, ibuprofen and a chocolate bar and tells her he spotted a bathroom a couple of turns back. And then he just goes back to doing what he was doing, oblivious to the fact that Kendra is staring at him like he’s a fucking unicorn.

well, SOMEONE had to give Lisa the birds & bees/you’re a woman now pep talk  when she was 10 and got hers before any of her classmates, cos their mum was gone and it sure as hell on wheels wasn’t gonna be Lewis, and Sex Ed is, like, way abstract and waking up in pain and needing to do laundry is fucking terrifyingly REAL, and sure your 25 year old big bro having to run to the corner store as soon as they open at 5am and then give you ‘the talk’ it is awkward but OMG at least he wasn’t an asshole about it, and never ever once gave Lisa shit for bailing on anything from school to a freaking museum heist cos she was on the sofa in sweats, clutching a heating pad, crying at Lifetime made-for-tv movies.

Ok but where did Len learn any of this? His mom before she left/died? Did he go to a Planned Parenthood clinic and ask for advice on how to talk to his baby sister about all this? I don’t think, between juvie and dropping out of school and, let’s face it, not being the nicest of guys, he would have had close female friends who could have taught him all this information. 

Len at planned parenthood asking for advice sounds like a great story

Holy shit this is amazing

@thepresenceofjustice

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

people w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL I automatically trust u

whats your credit card number