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@jokent
Someone is cute

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how many of you have me blocked
I do not have you blocked
I have you blocked
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Just a quick poll to see how many of my followers have me blocked
god gives his stupidest jokes to his fucking idiot comedian (me)
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hey guys
sorry for posting so much i can tone it down a little if you want

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND ALL THINGS INBETWEEN, GET READY FOR THE GAMING RACE OF A LIFETIME. WHICH GAME BREAKING BUG WILL BE PATCHED FIRST???
IN THIS CORNER: You know em, you love em, you died, it’s the Dark Souls PC servers! Confirmed 5 days ago, they’re patching an RCE exploit that left players DEVESTATED after cheaters used it to use your computer’s TTS to call you names. That’s gotta sting!
IN THE OTHER CORNER: Rev up your miniguns, your sandviches and your dispensers here, it’s Team Fortress 2! Confirmed 6 days ago, they’ve finally commented that they’re planning on doing something about the massive bot crisis everyone has been talking about. After years in developments, I sure hope it’ll be worth the wait! Place your bets! Who will fix their game destroying bug first? Who will reign supreme? Which game will become fully functional once more? The race begins!
DARK SOULS 3 WINS!!! TF2 still has plenty of bots but the Dark Soul 3 servers are up! Praise the sun!
ERP scenario:
ME: A cactus, particularly wet after a bout of storms
YOU: A thirsty man who has a fetish for piercings
Non-serious replies only.
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yeah
not me posting a post so that my GF sees it in the bathroom and smiles
we got em

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not me posting a post so that my GF sees it in the bathroom and smiles
the kungpowpenis thing is the dumbest shit ever like yes go ahead and put succint, well-argued radical feminist arguments in your followers’ dashboards without even trying to refute them, especially when you KNOW most radical feminists are people who used to be trans activists until they ran into radfem talking points. you are very smart
alright you piece of shit. here’s some science backed articles real quick going against your radfem/terf “logic”
https://www.hrc.org/resources/5-things-to-know-to-make-your-feminism-trans-inclusive
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/voices/stop-using-phony-science-to-justify-transphobia/
https://www.who.int/health-topics/gender#tab=tab_1
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The early bird gets the worm, sure, but he's gotta give half the worm to his land lord, and another quarter in taxes, and he'd love to spend the other quarter of the worm just enjoying himself, but it's hard when the birds at the top who gets hundreds of worms from the birds below them keep destroying the tree they're living in, and even though he gets hundreds of worms, he only has to give up 5% of each worm he has. So all he can do is be depressed he wakes up early to see his home being destroyed before anyone else that day just to eke out a living.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND ALL THINGS INBETWEEN, GET READY FOR THE GAMING RACE OF A LIFETIME. WHICH GAME BREAKING BUG WILL BE PATCHED FIRST???
IN THIS CORNER: You know em, you love em, you died, it’s the Dark Souls PC servers! Confirmed 5 days ago, they’re patching an RCE exploit that left players DEVESTATED after cheaters used it to use your computer’s TTS to call you names. That’s gotta sting!
IN THE OTHER CORNER: Rev up your miniguns, your sandviches and your dispensers here, it’s Team Fortress 2! Confirmed 6 days ago, they’ve finally commented that they’re planning on doing something about the massive bot crisis everyone has been talking about. After years in developments, I sure hope it’ll be worth the wait! Place your bets! Who will fix their game destroying bug first? Who will reign supreme? Which game will become fully functional once more? The race begins!
Me, going to post something at 2am and quickly googling it to make sure I'm not just reposting a shitty meme I half-remember terribly:

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story prompt
An animal discovers they can lie, like, really good. They learn how to use this power, and try to use it for good, but the president decides they don’t want them to use their powers at all because they think they can do it better without superpowers.
This is the most important quiz you'll ever take in your life, goddamnit click now.
i made a gw2 quiz, this is urgent, it is life changing, i wrote it and now my life is changed for the worse, try it now