JojoSmileyFace

Student- Would you tell me off if I didn’t do anything? Teacher- No Student- Good because I didnt do my homework

I totally feel like that one person that is confused and everyone else knows what they are doing. SOS!

That moment when your friend asked you' Remember what happened w/ Jessica?' And you don't know and they say' Never mind.'

They're waiting for a comeback from me, expecting ME to roast them, I say" Go to Wendy's Twitter then".

Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face, you will get very ill. Just kidding, I can now slap you in the face with your hand in the way. Sorry not sorry.

You wake up realising Donald Trump really IS building a wall and that you slept through most of January under a rock... Not a wall.

That folder of apps that you banned yourself from, that is titled "Do Not Open", yeah I think you mean "Do Not Exit". The addiction continues...

You are probably laying on the couch binge watching TV shows eating your 3rd tin of Pringles. Get up. Just get up.