...EXPEXTATIONS OF WHAT?

Panic! In front of the cute boy

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

I believed it because I had the same type of situation but it was Jack Black instead of Danny Devito

Effin Thomas

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

How is this possible?!?

So pretty

the weirdest thing about the education system is that pretty much every teenager ever is so stressed out about schools that they pray for disasters or fake illness or try to kill themselves and yet nobody has ever thought to themselves “hey maybe our system is flawed” and instead all they ever think is “kids these days are so lazy and selfish” like what the fuck is up with that man

Accriate

HE DESERVES AN OSCAR

Don't worry they'll give him one

Really? It takes mine away 😒

if you don’t see me online a lot that means my life is going good

I had to quote this word for word...it was inevitable...

I can’t stop watching

I'm the girl who knew she couldn't do a backflip but tried anyway but ended up flying instead

Oh my god 💀💀💀💀💀