thank you all so much! your kindness and support mean everything to me, especially after i was worried that leaving might upset people. if i ever need a bit more confidence in my writing, or just in myself in general, i’ll always be able to look back at my time here, and how open and supportive everyone was from the beginning to the end. there’s something really special about that.

part of me will miss making content, and i know it can be hard to find what you want, so i’d like to take this chance to suggest a few blogs that i personally think highly of:

@killerqxeens @gldenwnd @ventoaureoimagines @squadraimagines

(strangely enough, i’m still gaining followers... as always, i appreciate the gesture, but this is the last post! there’s no need to follow this blog anymore.)

so... this will probably seem sudden to a lot of people, but it’s something i’ve been thinking about for a while. when i started this blog, i was relatively new to jojo, and writing was a fun way to express all my enthusiasm about it. i still love jojo, and i still love to write, but my feelings have changed. in the past, i’ve accepted a lot of requests, and a lot of interactions, that i didn’t necessarily want to be part of- i just felt like accommodating everyone was something i had to do. i want to live a happier life, and i’ve come to realise that means letting this blog go, even if people will miss it.

so what does this mean?

first: this blog will not be deleted. all the content will stay up, i just won’t be producing any more. unfortunately, the requests currently in the inbox will not be finished. i’m sorry about that. as for commissions: if you’ve already paid, i will finish yours, but if not, then i won’t.

i can kinda be distant or aloof and have anxiety/social anxiety and depression. i like going to coffee shops, movie theaters, book stores, arcades, ect. i’d prefer someone from part 5 or 4 :> ty ! (2/2)

i match you with koichi hirose! koichi’s also shy when getting to know someone, so you might have a slow start, but you’re both patient and understanding enough that you’re unlikely to get frustrated at each other. you both prefer quieter locations for dates, so you can introduce each other to your favourite places and both have a good time. what he admires most about you is your strength of passion, and the way that you channel it all into positive things like art or caring about friends.

i match you with hot pants! hot pants doesn’t need much to get by- as long as she feels like it’s worth it, she has no problems with the plain lifestyle of a convent or travelling cross-country. sometimes she does work a bit too hard, and needs to be reminded to relax- your laid-back attitude and stubbornness can help with this. when you say it’s time to take a break, it is. her preference for simplicity also means her social circles are small, so don’t worry about quiet days being interrupted too often.

enjoy! mariah/reader is in desperately short supply, i hope this can ease your thirst somewhat

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i match you with gyro zeppeli! gyro also has the potential for both sweetness and sarcasm, though it might take a little while of knowing him to get to the sweetness. he would be impressed by your ability to keep the banter going without resorting to genuine unkindness, and would follow the example you set. he knows plenty about the great outdoors, and can quickly adjust to pretty much any natural environment, so you would have a lot of fun introducing him to all your favourite places. though he might be most likely to express his affection in jokes or songs, or by protecting you, it’s not hard to see the romantic intent.

sure!

last one!

as a human:

What they smell like: surprisingly good, for the time period- he enjoys the novelties of being able to bathe, change clothes, and put on expensive scents whenever he feels like it.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he doesn’t sleep much, he likes to stay up late but also has to get up early in the morning. he doesn’t move at all while sleeping, it’s a little unnerving because he literally looks dead.

What music they enjoy: he likes having an orchestra play ominous symphonies behind him at all times.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: a decent amount, since his clothes are pretty complicated. he doesn’t let servants bathe or dress him, he doesn’t trust them.

Their favorite thing to collect: anything and everything, but mostly books.

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): he’s not sure if he believes in god, but hates him anyway.

Favorite sport: he likes rugby, and anything he can outshine jonathan in.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he doesn’t like to look like a tourist, and usually only goes to places for a specific reason.

Favorite kind of weather: darkness, especially at night when everyone sleeps.

A weird/obscure fear they have: losing his cunning and intelligence. he’s used to it being the only thing that keeps him alive.

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: he can out-cheat any crooked carnival operator. just try him.

as a vampire:

What they smell like: blood. always blood. sometimes roses as well.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he doesn’t sleep, but he rests in a coffin sometimes, mostly for the drama.

What music they enjoy: he’s still really into ominous symphonies.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: time no longer means anything to him. he fixes his clothes and hair whenever he feels like it.

Their favorite thing to collect: people. to drain blood from.

Left or right-handed: ambidextrous. 

Religion (if any): he is the only god.

Favorite sport: hunting down innocents.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): trying the local food, and by that i mean the local people.

Favorite kind of weather: the absence of sun.

A weird/obscure fear they have: he fears nothing, but doesn’t care for hamon users.

What they smell like: some nice fancy perfume, light but with a hint of spice to it.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): she gets a reasonable amount of sleep, though she stays up late sometimes. she occasionally sleepwalks, though she doesn’t go too far.

What music they enjoy: pop and folk songs, especially ones that are gentle and make her a bit nostalgic.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: quite a lot of time, she likes to look her best. she keeps herself very clean, and might sometimes take some time choosing outfits.

Their favorite thing to collect: music discs, and stickers. she regrets having to leave her collections behind, but quickly started up new ones.

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): she’s not sure, but thinks there’s probably some kind of higher power.

Favorite sport: it may or may not be sport, but she takes self-defence classes and is good at them.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): she likes to sightsee at various places, she’s equally interested in history and pretty landscapes.

Favorite kind of weather: mildly sunny- too much sun will give her sunburn.

A weird/obscure fear they have: anything going wrong with her voice. she loves to sing and talk, and worries that people wouldn’t pay any attention to her if she couldn’t speak up.

What they smell like: he smells fairly neutral, maybe with a hint of whatever he last ate.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he’s not a restful sleeper, he takes a long time to get to sleep, and he moves around a lot. he thinks he sleepwalks, but it’s usually just diavolo getting business done and not having time to get back to bed.

What music they enjoy: he doesn’t have much time to listen to music, but he likes most kinds.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: not much. he usually showers, but might forget if he’s in a rush, and often just has coffee instead of breakfast.

Their favorite thing to collect: he’s not able to collect most things, due to moving around so much. he does try to collect nice hairpins.

Left or right-handed: left-handed

Religion (if any): catholic? maybe? he refuses to think about it

Favorite sport: he’s not athletic, but he might watch sports if he has a little spare time.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he doesn’t like to travel unnecessarily, most people make him anxious and he usually gets lost. he does like cool architecture.

Favorite kind of weather: sunny, rain usually means slipping on things.

A weird/obscure fear they have: being abandoned on a desert island, with no way to contact anyone.

What they smell like: a VERY strong strawberry-scented body spray. he has been asked to stop, but he will not.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he usually has to read to get to sleep, and falls asleep with the book. he always has the light on and the door open.

What music they enjoy: he can’t name a single band or genre, he just hears individual songs and decides whether or not he likes them. his playlists are interesting.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: an average amount of time. he washes, gets dressed, eats, fights narancia for the last bowl of cereal, the usual.

Their favorite thing to collect: he has a lot of books, and also collects random little figures and statues that he finds in yard sales or thrift shops. he insists they aren’t toys, but will play with them if he isn’t being watched.

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): formerly catholic, now an atheist. he openly looks down on religion, but will calm down and be more accepting as he gets older.

Favorite sport: he was never allowed to play or watch sport. it doesn’t interest him much anyway.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he likes to learn about the history and culture of the place, usually by going to museums or whatever landmarks are around. he will help narancia with his selfies, if he doesn’t find them disrespectful.

Favorite kind of weather: sunny, but with a light rain.

A weird/obscure fear they have: being replaced with an evil clone. he has thought of establishing passwords with his friends, but thinks it would be silly.

What they smell like: a bit of hair spray, but mostly clean clothes and a nice body spray. he likes to be fresh.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he has a tendency to stay up late and wake up late, like most teenagers. he sleeps on his side, and usually talks in his sleep.

What music they enjoy: pop, rock, most kinds of popular music. prince is his favourite, of course.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: way too long, and 90% of it is spent on his hair. if you need the bathroom, bad luck.

Their favorite thing to collect: he has a lot of badges, and also likes merchandise of his favourite celebrities.

Left or right-handed: right-handed, but crazy diamond is ambidextrous.

Religion (if any): doesn’t consider himself religious, but he visits shrines mostly out of habit. praying for new shoes can’t hurt his chances, right?

Favorite sport: he’s not very sporty. he would like wii sports, once they’re invented.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): sightseeing, and checking out the local fashion trends, especially if he’s somewhere like france or italy.

Favorite kind of weather: sunny and clear skies. great weather!

A weird/obscure fear they have: losing the tips of his fingers. you might think it’s weird, but you wouldn’t want it to happen either, right?

What they smell like: a combination of whatever cologne was on sale, tuscan salami, gunpowder, and sweat. he could use a shower, but it’s surprisingly easy to get used to.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he likes to get a lot of sleep, but still be up early enough to see the sunrise. so he’s usually asleep early. if he’s sharing a bed, he hogs the blankets.

What music they enjoy: he likes soft rock, with gentle voices and instruments, but also likes narancia’s rap selections.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: not long. he combs his hair just enough to fit under his hat, has breakfast, feeds the pistols, and he’s ready to go. he might take some time to just enjoy the quiet before everyone else wakes up.

Their favorite thing to collect: guns. he swears he’ll use them one day, but just can’t bring himself to let go of his favourite. he’s too used to it. he also collects posters of people he admires.

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): he does believe in god, but his ideas on how divine intervention works are so far from mainstream christianity that they’re close to constituting their own religion. he hasn’t read the bible and doesn’t care.

Favorite sport: soccer, he was on a team when he was a kid.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): just wandering around and enjoying whatever sights he can find. he likes to find local restaurants that most tourists don’t know about.

Favorite kind of weather: anything, he has a reason to appreciate any kind of weather.

A weird/obscure fear they have: i’ll avoid the obvious for this one: alien abduction.

What they smell like: soap. it’s impossible to ignore, but at least it’s nice and clean. there’s also something vaguely electric.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he gets up early, and takes an afternoon nap. part of the reason he was rude to joseph is because he had to give up his nap to train with him. he sleeps on his side or back, and doesn’t move much, but sometimes sleeptalks.

What music they enjoy: romantic serenades, but also faster tunes that can be danced to. he doesn’t listen to much music outside of that.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: a long time, he needs to look perfect. he chooses his outfit the night before, so he doesn’t take up too much time finding one in the morning.

Their favorite thing to collect: if asked, he would say something like “kisses”, but he actually collects hats.

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): catholic, he’s not devout but he sometimes prays that his family is at rest. and that joseph will be a bit less annoying.

Favorite sport: hamon training, if that counts. if not, seeing boxing matches makes him a little nostalgic for his old habit of street fights.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): getting to know the local women… and some sightseeing, too.

Favorite kind of weather: calm, sunny weather. rain washes his soap away, and wind ruins his hair.

A weird/obscure fear they have: termites eating his house. what would he do then?

What they smell like: sugar, and a bit of dirt and sweat (he showers regularly, but he’s so active that it just keeps coming back).

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he’s awake right up until the exact moment he runs out of energy, then he just collapses right then and there. he usually has to be carried to bed, where he’ll sprawl outward and kick his legs until the blankets are gone. don’t share a bed with him if you can help it, you’ll be kicked off.

What music they enjoy: rap and hip-hop, preferably american but he’ll try italian artists now and then. he just doesn’t think they’re as good.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: no time at all, he just throws on some clothes and he’s ready. most of his morning time is going to be spent on breakfast.

Their favorite thing to collect: whatever he can get his hands on. coins, rocks, random bits and pieces, anything he can steal from fugo when he isn’t looking (until it’s noticed and stolen back).

Left or right-handed: right-handed

Religion (if any): he doesn’t really think about it, but he’s sure that his mother is somewhere nice.

Favorite sport: he likes the concept of sport in general, but doesn’t actually play any. he usually watches soccer, basketball, and f1 racing.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): food, and taking ridiculous selfies with the local landmarks.

Favorite kind of weather: bright and sunny, just like him!

A weird/obscure fear they have: being trapped on a treadmill that he can’t escape. he doesn’t know how to explain the nightmares he has about it.

What they smell like: clean laundry, mostly. he might have a nice cologne, but it’s mild and he doesn’t use very much of it. he doesn’t really like super overwhelming smells.

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): he tries to get as much sleep as he can- still not always enough, but he manages. he sleeps on his back, covered by a blanket that stays on him all night (he doesn’t move around much).

What music they enjoy: we already know he likes jazz music. i think he probably also likes easy listening- the kind of stuff that can just be on in the background, relatively peacefully.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: surprisingly little. his hair just does that naturally, so all he really needs to do is shower, get dressed, get a quick breakfast, and break up whatever fight’s going on in the kitchen. altogether, not more than half an hour.

Their favorite thing to collect: abandoned children. we know that. (serious answer: photos and postcards. they’re cheap, don’t take much space, and they’re full of treasured memories.)

Left or right-handed: right-handed, but he pretends to be left-handed to throw people off and keep them from attacking his actual dominant hand.

Religion (if any): he never really practiced any religion, but is slightly influenced by italy’s catholicism.

Favorite sport: soccer, though he doesn’t play much. sometimes he’ll kick a ball around with narancia and mista.

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): he likes to have conversations with the local people, usually shopkeepers or people he’s asking for directions. even if it’s just a small chat, he feels like it’s essential to really experiencing the place.

Favorite kind of weather: sunny but not too hot, with a few clouds but not too many, and a light breeze but not too much. basically, mild weather.

A weird/obscure fear they have: he doesn’t like volcanoes. this is tough because he lives in naples, but he just tries not to think about it. it’s why he didn’t want to go to pompeii.