JJBA Selfships

1.) i intend to keep working on this blog once school starts up again (~ a month). this blog was originally for stress relief and that’s what it’ll return to!

2.) in the mean time,, i’ve been planning a long elaborate fic set after part 5 in an altered canon, featuring th passione boys (!), koichi (!!), and ~8+ original stands users (!!!) i’ve finally gotten the plot strong enough that i’ve started writing it and ur support and/or mild interest would mean a lot!! you can check it out 

- Joseph is a hopeless romantic in the worst way. He doesn’t take any tips from Caesar, although his friend is always more than willing to tell him how to romance someone - no, he wants everything to be as big and loud as possible, especially for his boyfriend. This is the longest relationship Joseph’s ever been in. He’s never made it to an anniversary or a holiday before, so he intends to go all out.

- He wakes up ridiculously early so he can start your morning with a sweet kiss and a wish of ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’. For a man that’s never up before 11 am, he’s really trying his best right from the start. Joseph will smother you in kisses to the back of your neck and your shoulders while you’re still lying in bed, his arms wrapped snug around you, and he’s so content to stay like this that he almost forgets he has other plans.

- He’s reserved a table at a nice Italian restaurant for lunch. It’s very high-end food with a wonderful atmosphere, and he doesn’t tell you a single thing about it. ‘I want it to be a surprise,’ he says with a grin when you ask where you’re going. The two of you turn up severely under-dressed, and though you’re trying to hide behind your menu and speak a quietly as you can to the waiter, feeling very out of place, Joseph has no qualms about carrying on in his regular speaking voice. He ooh’s and ahh’s over the decor, the complimentary bread, everything he sets his eyes on. You’re mortified. He’s lucky the food is good.

I SUPPORT EVERYONE’S FAVE NO MATTER HOW UNUSUAL 

Here is some Questionable content for ur Questionable man!! I REALLY had fun characterizing him actually, I’ve never really thought about Hanged Man before! warn for voyeurism/exhibitionism (he watches some humans that can’t see him, but it’s consensual w/ reader) 

59. “I’m yours.”

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Giorno’s fingers intertwined in yours are limp. You give his hand a comforting squeeze, trying to catch his eye with a soft smile, but his jawline lies stiff and he looks more at the ground than at you. 

“Giorno?” you prompt him, voice catching. “Love, is everything alright?”

He inhales sharply, closing his eyes. You can see the tension in his shoulders, the deep furrows in his brow, and the images hurt you. Your lover is so young, too young for such vicious signs of stress in his body. You’re the same age but you want so badly to keep bad things from happening to him that every sign of disturbance in Giorno’s life makes you sick.

“Yes, love,” he echoes, though his heart isn’t in it. “I’m just a bit stressed from work.”

‘A bit’ doesn’t even come close to describing it, but Giorno’s never been one to share his problems with you. He prefers keeping his work and home life separate. It’s not like you don’t understand his reasons, and sometimes you’re grateful for his professionalism, but… 

Your lips form the soft call of his name to catch his attention, and when he looks at you, you spill it out before you can even think better of it. “I’m yours.”

He’s taken aback, not understanding the meaning of your words or the sentiment behind them. “Amore, what do you-”

“Giorno, I’m yours,” you interrupt him again, and this time your voice cracks. You blink away the beginning of tears and his attention is suddenly stone-sharp focused on you. “I - I don’t want you to bear all of this by yourself. I know I’m no… don, or capo, or whatever it is you are, but - I can see the weight on your shoulders, and it isn’t fair.” You curl your fingers tightly in his. “We’re in this together, whether you like it or not.”

You stare into his eyes with uncharacteristic seriousness, searching for understanding, any crack in his stoic persona that might let you in to see the sweet, kind boy you love. For a moment you fear he’s gone. Giorno says not a word, his expression makes not a single motion, and just when you’re about to rescind your statement his thin, strong arms have dragged you into a tight, desperate hug. You feel the stuttering of his chest as he sucks in a deep breath.

(Yukako is being replaced with Midler for this ask!)

- Suzie Q is extremely shy in bed, but she’s also playful. She giggles a lot during sex, and her boyfriend needs to be ready and willing to engage in spontaneous tickle fights and other silly things like that. She has an extremely low pain tolerance, so no hair pulling or scratching for her; sex tends to be slow and sweet with her. She’s a little bit of a pillow princess, and prefers getting fucked rather than riding her partner. 

- Lisa Lisa knows what she likes, and isn’t afraid to tell you what to do. If you aren’t going deep enough or you’re at the wrong angle, she’ll adjust you herself, and though she may seem a little bit cold, she’s just impatient. Since she knows her own body so intimately, she wants a partner who can please her just as well as she can. She likes to keep on accessories during sex - her scarf, her sunglasses, stiletto heels, maybe jewelry. She’ll have no problem getting into fem-dom or slight humiliation if you ask. Her personality is already so strong it wouldn’t be a stretch for her.

- Mariah is loud. She’s the type to talk and moan continuously, and frustratedly beg you to fuck her harder. She’s impatient, too, but instead of having Lisa Lisa’s ability to just tell you to get on with it, she falls apart if she doesn’t get what she wants. If you tease her by thrusting slow or even stopping, she’ll growl and pull on your hair or scratch at your back, rocking her hips up to meet yours. She’s unabashed in her desires and has absolutely no issue coming onto you in public - more than once you’ve had to smack her hands away from your dick in front of others.