JOIN US / THRIVE .

the fact i have no idea how to mod & thus give a friendship route to Morris is a damn tragedy 

morris doesn’t trust his staff with doing any of his job because he knows he does his job best, but if he had to go take care of something / had to take the day off for whatever reasons he’d probably have Shane cover / have him in charge & its mostly for the sole reason of Shane probably being one of the oldest people on staff

Shane: you guys are getting health insurance? 

who would win: manager of a major corporation or one sword wielding girl

awful man

he doesn’t like drinking all that much, usually only drinks alcohol at social events or when he’s simply alone in his apartment on his days off, but when he does drink he prefers extremely sugary sweet tasting alcohols ( ie, drinks that have sodas in them, whip cream & vanilla & cotton candy vodka, that type of stuff. ) as he does have a sugar addiction & other alcohols are too bitter / foul for his tastes. sometimes he’ll go into the Saloon extremely late at night where nobody will see him and just buy an entire bottle of something sweet & then go right back home to drink some  / save for later.

hi yes i am still a clown who loves this capitalist man