About me:
Name: John Truman Carter III (please don't look me or my family up they don't represent me and I only see my parents ~ twice a year)
Age: 25 (yet still somehow too old for this shit)
Likes: My Jeep; not being woken up twenty times when I'm trying to sleep in an empty exam room
Dislikes: The foundation of my existence; mayonnaise
Join me in my suffering. Or don't. I don't really care, it's not a big deal, but you will hurt my feelings and then when you come into the ER I'll make your stitches uneven.











