Johnny Ametrine

"I have an adequate phobia just for this, hold on"

Idea: a lesbian with the power of bacon manipulation. Regular bacon, the food.

I copied someone's comment on a YouTube vid. My comment has 3,6k likes. Literally all other comments don't have more than 40 likes

When I learn about the existence of another very famous person I often check if they are any fanfics or other similar stuff about them. And Google Ai Overview still has the audacity to say "I'm sorry but there is no connection between Anish Kapoor and yaoi"

"Don't test me, I know words and I know how to use them to make you uncomfortable"

...and fuck that one guy in particular

Imagine what if cancer will turn out to be the reason why I've been always exhausted so much

Hm, there's a tiny ball of mass inside my left breast (that been a bit larger than the right breast for years). I'm gonna ignore that ^‿^

I had a dream that humans found a secret to immortality and it was some random succulent plant. Unfortunately it was violently blooming and disintegrating during a rain and the people had some malfunction on the spaceship that caused normal water to be poured on everything from ceilings. The plants destroyed themselves and the humans who had been consuming them for centuries suddenly turned old and got chemical burns in their insides, with like 99% of them dying.

That weird type of nostalgia you get for something that existed years ago that you somehow missed before

I'm violently coughing and feeling very ill only after smelling smokes, perfumes and detergents. I thought it was just a reaction to bad scents. But I don't have it after smelling shits, they're unpleasant to me but they don't make me feel sick

I just want people around to stop using death-inducing products

Chaos and imbalance are different things and unfortunately they can coexist

Every passing day I'm losing more and more energy, sanity and mental saturation. Those stupid white walls are sucking all life out of me