squeebly deet dyeeow

aqua this. cancer that. we’re all one sign: the dumbass sign.

*drinks some water* oooh yeah baby…..health goth … *washes hands* ooooooohhh yeah it’s cleancore …

That is definitely not appropriate tea party behavior

Oh my god

Really??? In front of my tea?!!

Outrageous

three words: microwaved tea discourse

One time as a child I saw a segment on the news about microwaved water exploding and burning faces so I will not.

latina best friends: we’re cousins

Desi family friends who don’t wanna explain the relationship to anyone non poc: we’re cousins

Arab person about the children of people their parents grew up with in the home country: we’re cousins

black people to someone you met who comes to all the family get togethers now: we’re cousins

white couples: we’re cousins

reblog for easter

“I’m 58, 63 years old.”

YESSSS

where do nudists carry their car keys

;)

wherever they drive their cars to, I would guess 

Excuse me have you seen my car? It appears to have been... Taken.

Bring Back Jabroni 2k17

Does “Straight Up Punching Fascists In The Dick” Help Or Hurt Catholicism?

NO

i hate this so much

What the fuck

There doesn’t exist a hill I wouldn’t die on. I long for death and I love hills. I will die on even the slightest incline if you ask me to.