SydneyFun

My room mate used to do this on purpose all the time.

Drunk step dads are the best.

Waking up and your room mate is in your room, watching you sleep.

It’s not going to Jack it’s self.

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Have done this many times at bookstores, cinemas and rest areas.

My dad telling us to keep it down when I have friends staying the night.

My uncle took me to my first nude beach when I was 18. I’ve loved older uncut strangers since then.

My cousin used to show off like this all the time.

Mouthwatering, hole-twitching, and the best seat in the house! Mmm

Reminds me of my dad,

I always thought my cousin was weird, then one day he showed me something and I’ve been in love with him since.

Wouldn’t trade my older brother for anything growing up.

Love to swallow both loads through a glory hole in a European venue, then never see them again

My dad coming home drunk was the best part of my childhood.

The best part is watching it get hard when he sees you staring.

My idea of a loving family

The first time my dad took me to a nudist camp… I made some lasting friendships.