* 𝒅𝒂𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒑.

hi friends, it’s your fave johansslut reporting for duty ! my name’s carlie, i’m 24, bisexual as fuck, and i use she/her/hers pronouns. i’ve been on tumblr for approximately nine thousand years and this is my safe space blog where i come to write things, thirst over my favorite characters / middle aged actresses, and generally escape from the real world, which, news flash, kinda sucks ! this blog as a safe space for you as much as it is for me — you are always welcomed, loved, and valid here. ♡

╰   * GENERAL FRIENDLY REMINDERS     ⧽    there is nsfw content on this blog. if you are under the age of eighteen, i ask that you do not interact with any of my adult content or submit adult content requests && if you are under the age of sixteen, that you do not interact with any of my content [ this is for my own peace of mind and while i will not be strictly policing this as i’m an adult with an adult job, i will block you if i discover you have crossed this ] . if you are a bigot, see yourself to the door and please allow it to hit you on the way ! i am not the lean, mean writing machine, therefore i can’t guarantee a fast turn around on your request, but if i vibe with it, i’ll do my absolute best to get it out into the world ! i hold the discretion to post / reject any and all messages, as well as block users dependent on what i’m most comfortable with. if you’re looking for a fight, i ask that you please go outside and pet some grass. if you know what is good for you, you won’t steal my shit and repost it anywhere. literally, anywhere. reblogs, comments, links, recs, all are fine, and anything else isn’t ! y’all don’t know who i have in my back pocket. plagiarists, fear me.

💌    REQUEST GUIDELINES     ⧽    i write for the following : natasha romanoff / scarlett johansson, wanda maximoff / elizabeth olsen, kate bishop, yelena belova / florence pugh, bucky barnes, clint barton. i will write the following : smut, fluff, angst, crack, blurbs, oneshots, fem!reader, gn!reader. the inbox is always open —— you can send in anything at any time, whether it’s a request or a conversation you wanna have or if you need advice ( grandmother carlie is here for y’all ) but please know that i am, again, a grown adult with a job and may not immediately get back to you. if there’s something that you are curious about or unsure of, please don’t hesitate to come and ask me; i will let you know if it’s something i’ll write or am not comfortable with. i don’t bite ! unless you are a plagiarist and i learn of this. seriously, don’t steal my shit. 

💌    WRITING LINKS     ⧽      masterlist.  multichapters. oneshots.                                                   askfiction.    requests.    writing tag.

i have missed you all SO MUCH it's not even funny ! i lov u guys

thank you so much, sweets ! that's awful kind of you.