mother, forgive me.

i laugh but one day i am gonna end up saying joffrey looks similar to laenor not because he's his (he's harwin's) but because he looks similar to alyssa velaryon

at least i saw one second of the baby

"why are you fighting everyone" was said in relation to how i'm playing kcd but i fear it's accurate for joffrey velaryon in a way that i cannot describe otherwise

in honor of the wc i am adding the football player au in the modern westeros au because i get to be self indulgent in tumblr dot com

i will say his spine is made of grass when it's aegon or viserys asking him for things. this is why he snuck out to go die without aegon seeing him

i know i don't write the show with joffrey due to the age changes but i am thinking again about how show joffrey had to be dragged out of bed after spending one (1) day at king's landing because apparently his brothers got into a fight with the uncles he's never seen

in no dance aus, joffrey was sent to foster to be a squire — in theory he was supposed to be away for a couple of years, at least, if not more. in practice, he told his mother after six months that had been "enough fostering" and wanted to return home. he finished his studies under a queensguard.

i'm gonna be so serious. els' vaenna might just be the velaryon joffrey registers most. corlys is a 50/50 chance. 'what about laenor' well we know what happened to laenor.

i fear joffrey's worst attribute is probably that he'd think the long night is a perfectly fair price for westeros to pay for killing the dragons. he thinks that's Fine.

also i fear i do not think joffrey could have been a queensguard in 'jace and/or luke live aus' because ? some oaths there would not go with him

"joffrey must be brought back he's my heir now" joffrey's about to start kicking.